“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

A tale of two cities

NEWS FLASH!!! -- 6.6 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Hawaii, Residents Remain Calm, Stand Patiently in Line To Buy Provisions

You mean no looting, no rioting, no shooting at rescue workers, no marauding gangs raiding hospitals for drugs? Why it's almost as if the residents of Hawaii are rational, caring human beings.

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