“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Thursday, October 05, 2006

You can't make this stuff up folks...

They tease you with the promise of 72 virgins and then yank the rug out from under you with this...

Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan
Iran's supreme leader answers questions on masturbation and other topics on his website
Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.

In a later statement to the greater Muslim community, Khameini offered this clarification, "Go ahead and saw off the head of an infidel, slay an evil Jew, murder a nun, but whatever you do, do not masturbate during the holy observance of Ramadan. After all what good to the righteous Islamic Jihad is a blind terrorist with hairy palms?"


Joe Camel said...

Ed: You forgot to change colors on your last sentence. I know that khameni didn't say islamic jihad. He also needs to practice what he preaches, he appears to be blind and extra hairy.
Don't you just love his peaceful statement. It's okay to murder an infidel or a hated jew, its even okay to murder a sister of mercy, but it isn't acceptable to fondle onesself. I think this guy should run for mayor of New Orleans.

Where did he get the picture of the guy in the black afro behind him anyway.

You gotta love the lack of logic these idiots spue, okay to kill during a holy time but not to self gratify. Isn't it weel known that after murder most killers fel some type of euphoric high similar to a climax. Oh well, ones not as good as the other I guess

Ed said...

With the world in turmoil everywhere -- North Korea and Iran threatening the world with nuclear weapons, genocide in Africa, war in the middle east, and 18 year old congressional pages getting IM'd about birthday presents -- and the Ayatollah issues an edict regarding masturbation. That's comedy you can't write.