“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Monday, October 23, 2006

Dumb celebrities of the week

My lab mice can do this. How is their doing it special?

SUPERMODEL Kate Moss is pregnant with Pete Doherty's baby, his uncle said yesterday.

Phil said he spoke to Doherty on Friday when the singer called him from Italy, where he is performing with his band Babyshambles. Phil said: "They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited."

Phil, 57, Pete's favourite uncle, added:

"That is why they want to get married. Pete told me they want a baby together to cement their marriage.

A couple of drug-addled morons reproducing...just what the world needs.

1 comment:

David said...

The cement hasn't been invented that can hold together the typical Hollywood marriage. I'm afraid his cement was already used up in the chemistry of conception.