“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Sunday, June 23, 2019

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

The dumbest magician in India

Meet the dumbest magician in India, Chanchal Lahiri, He attempted to duplicate the famous Houdini trick of extricating himself from six padlocked chains while under water.
Unfortunately, the body of water he chose was the Ganges River into which 6Billion liters of raw sewage are dumped every day. Among the diseases you'll surely contract from taking a dip, much less drinking it, are hepatitis, typhoid, cholera, amoebic dysentery, etc.
The trick didn't go as planned and poor Chanchal is feared drowned......gross!! 🤮 Who puts their head under the 6th filthiest river on Earth? And let's face it, Chanchal was probably a goner the second he dunked his head even if the trick had worked.

Thanks to my friend Dave for the heads up. 

Monday, May 06, 2019

Cory Booker is gazing at something, but it ain't the presidency

Democrats are convinced that they and the media can defeat Trump in 2020, the crazier the candidate the more convinced they are. This might explain why Cory Booker is stamping out this anti-gun position on his pathway to the white house.
He promises to federalize the gun ownership permit and engage in face-to-face interviews and compel testing before someone is allowed a gun, comparing it to car drivers licensing.
Perhaps if even one of Cory's googly eyes were trained upon the Constitution, he'd see that nowhere does it say a citizen may be required to receive permission to own a gun from a smarmy bureaucrat in Washington. It's NOT the same as driving a car. Unless you've proven yourself unfit to own a gun by committing a violent crime, the Constitution, not some a-hole in DC, guarantees your NATURAL RIGHT to own a firearm.
Have a seat Cory, this far-left agenda will not win you the election no matter how supportive the treacherous media are or how much they shill for you.

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Reanimated pigs

Scientists have successfully reanimated neurons from dead pigs several hours post mortem, causing ethicists to get the vapors as this blurs the lines between, and brings into question, what is "life" and "death".
I've included this helpful picture of a recently reanimated pig.....no wait, that's just pernicious, SoCal democrat Henry Waxman. 😜

Monday, April 15, 2019

Dogs are cleaner than bearded hipsters

Hahahaha, a Swiss study shows that men with beards are dirtier than dogs. 😂😂😂
According to the study.....“The researchers found a significantly higher bacterial load in specimens taken from the men’s beards compared with the dogs’ fur.” And many of the men studied were found to have pathogens that are harmful to humans, residing in their beards. Gross!!
Listen up ladies, dating a bearded, millennial hipster might damage more than just your reputation.
(In the pic) Watch out Fido, you're safer licking your own ass. 🤣🤣🤣

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Maxine Waters is an epic dunce

In case you needed further proof that politicians rise to the level of their own incompetence, I present Maxine Waters, perhaps the stupidest person ever to hold elected office on Earth....and that list includes Georgia's Hank Johnson who worried that the island of Guam might tip over if we stationed too many Marines there.
Waters is chairman of the powerful Financial Services committee, yet she doesn't know that under Obama, the federal government took over all education lending almost 10 years ago, or that banks handle virtually all of the small-business lending in this country.
Hahahaha, what a repellent, grandstanding dunce! If you haven't seen it, it's worth the 1:30 or so for the laugh.

Saturday, April 06, 2019

Wood work

Just finished this commissioned art project. I used various kinds of wood placed randomly and stained with teak oil. Turned out pretty decent, in fact, it turned out better than the example she sent me with a "Can you do something like this?" request. Why yes, yes I can.

No Russia collusion

Heh heh heh, lock her up!

Biden's campaign logo

Joe Biden's official 2020 campaign logo T-shirt.

116th reunion breakfast

Just got back from a trip to Atlanta where I attended the quarterly breakfast in Marietta, hosted by my old Georgia Air Nat'l Guard squadron, the 116th.
I retired from the GANG in '96 during the unit’s conversion from
F-15's to B-1's and move to Macon and though I'm in touch with a few of them on e-mail, I haven't seen any of these weapons-load guys since then.
It was great to catch up and nobody's changed much; the same funny stories, the same bawdy humor, and the same hilarious personal insult banter.
Apparently, Bill(standing to my right) sent the word out that if Ed Phillips is coming all the way from B'ham, the rest of you bums have no excuse not to show up. So of the 75-100 people there, the Weapons Load shop was well represented.

L-R (Tom Bagget, Bill Brockman, me, Dennis Alexander, Gordon Stevens, Ricky Cole, Gary Grist, Bobby Owen, Scotty Adams, Brian Sheffield)