“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Friday, February 16, 2018

Florida school shooter

Here's the Florida school shooter. He looks a little "syndromy" to me. Maybe Fragile-X or something. 

Friday, December 29, 2017

That's not why NBC hired you, Meghan

Apparently, Meghan Kelly's ratings are in the tank. When NBC hired her for $23Million a year, it was based on her ratings at FoxNews where she was doing hard news analysis in prime time.
Her new morning show, after the news show has aired, is one silly cooking segment, cute pet segment, or guest mind reader segment after another. It's as if NBC took all their show-ending, time-filler segments normally aired at the end of news shows, and put them all in one fluff show.
No wonder nobody except women who're still in their PJ's at 9 or 10 in the morning and starting on their first cocktail of the day, watch it.

Picture of the Year

Everybody likes doing year-end retrospectives. Well, here's my "picture of the year". 
Making liberals' head spin because she's a strong conservative woman, UN Amb. Nikki Haley was kicking ass and taking names when she voted against the pointless UN resolution condemning the US decision to move our embassy to Jerusalem from Tel Aviv.
Because the US has veto power over pointless UN resolutions, Haley promised the wretched hive of scum and villainy that we would remember who voted against us when it comes to funding the useless adventures of the UN. Within a few days, we had cut by $285Million our largesse to the UN.
For standing up to the malevolent knavery at the UN, Nikki Haley gets my vote for picture of the year.

Thursday, December 28, 2017

Drill baby, drill!

As part of the tax-reform bill, ANWR will finally be opened to drilling, much to the collective horror of nutbag environmentalists.
Hey morons, look at this map. Only a tiny fraction of a fraction of ANWR will be drilled and by rigs with tiny footprints. And it's not the pristine inner wilderness with flowery meadows, waterfalls, and unicorns that will be drilled. It's the barren, northern coastal plains which are wastelands most of the year anyway. The caribou migrate through there with the polar bears chasing them, but the won't pay any attention to the little oil rig, they'll just trot happily around it.
Besides, this polar bear in the picture and the massive herd of caribou don't seem too bothered by the drilling rig in the distance and neither should you be.

Drill baby, drill!!!

Friday, December 01, 2017

It's not about guns, it's about sanctuary cities

I find it hard to believe that this homeless illegal alien purposefully drew a bead on Kate Steinle and shot her. It doesn't make sense. I think he probably found the gun, and stupidly put his finger on the trigger while it was pointed in the direction of a crowded pier, and his finger pressure pulled the trigger far enough for it to fire.
I think it was probably an accident, but this case isn't about accidental shootings like his lawyers want you to focus on. Something like 50 accidental shooting take place every day and a few people die from them, but this case is about sanctuary cities and illegal immigration.
ICE requested a "Hold" on this guy after he was picked up for like the 7th time, but SanFran told ICE to take a hike and cut him loose based on their sanctuary city status.
HEAR THIS: But for the local authorities letting him go, Kate Steinle would be alive today. That particular "accidental shooting" would never have happened. San Fran's proud sanctuary city status led directly to her death and I hope her family wins millions from the city in the civil case.

Monday, October 23, 2017

Environmentalists set sights on Monsanto

Environmentalist maniacs despise any big corporation in the agriculture industry, but Monsanto is their favorite target, because they haven't managed to repeat with Big Ag, the jackpot winnings they got from Big Tobacco. Don't look now but these kooks have convinced the delusional morons who run the EU to ban "glyphosate", a broad-spectrum herbicide used to kill invasive plants that compete with crops for water and nutrients.

You and I know it as the active ingredient in Roundup. 

As with all imagined threats, they casually throw around "cancer" to scare everybody. This turns popular opinion against their target and it gets the voracious trial lawyers involved. Then, it won't be long before the Monsanto hysteria spreads across the pond to the US and the deranged, authoritarian lunatics Obama installed at our EPA focus their gaze like the eye of Sauron, on Monsanto.

These dumb, sanctimonious hippies would happily damage our rich food crop if it meant "sticking it" to a big agriculture company. Trial lawyers will round up any farmers who have cancer and claim to have used Roundup at some point for some jackpot justice awards.

The rest of us will have to accept paying more for scarcer and lower quality food.

That's right hippie, when the food's gone, I hope you choke on your smug sanctimony and busy-body authoritarianism.

Sunday, October 22, 2017

The Norks just peed their pants

As an intimidating guarantee of annihilation to North Korea, the US has put a squadron of B-52's on 24hour alert status. The last time we had B-52's on alert status was 1991, the end of the cold war.
We've even buzzed the Norks a few times already just to be sure they get a good look at where certain death will come from if they dare attack us or our allies nearby.

Monday, September 11, 2017

Tampa spared, to the disappointment of reporters

By comparison to the end-of-the-world predictions not much happened in Tampa last night, so local reporters were reduced to breathless coverage of trees harmlessly downed in vacant parking lots, pointing out how bad it COULD HAVE BEEN if there had been cars parked there.
One girl showed us how massive she estimated one tree was, by pointing out that "the trunk is three times as big as me and I'm 5'7"." That cracked us up.
The reality was that she could have put her arms around the tree and touched fingers.....not a big tree at all, but that's all she had to report on. So I guess that's good news for Tampa.

Sunday, September 03, 2017

Here are our latest creations from SteelwoodDesigns, all made from welded metal and reclaimed wood.  
Top: post-mod, industrial-chic bar stools made from polished metal and wood taken from a building demolition site here in B'ham. 

Middle: At almost 5 feet long and 30 inches deep, this massive, gorgeous coffee table dominates any room it's in. It weighs like 75lbs. 

Bottom: A small lamp table commissioned by a woman who wants it for her prayer room at home. The top table is 17" across and stands 24".

If anybody's looking for industrial-chic furnishings like this, hit me up either by e-mail if you can find it or leave yours in the comments thread. 

Saturday, September 02, 2017

Even animals don't appreciate animal rights nuts

Liberal activists aren't useful for much, but they sometimes make up for it by providing us with laughs at their own expense.

Now I'm not a fan of bullfighting, but it is legal in places like Spain and parts of southern France. It's a tradition dating back centuries and as with most fondly held traditions, militantly intolerant moonbats find it intolerable and want it erased from the culture altogether.

Recently an animal-rights nut decided to jump into a ring during a fight in France and was promptly attacked and gored by the bull he was trying to protect.

It doesn't get any funnier than that.

I've included this helpful picture of what an idiot progressive might look like running from the bull who is about to gore him....hilarious, am I right?