“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Friday, March 27, 2015

After 6 inexplicable years of Muslim outreach, NASA finally living up to its legacy

Finally, a NASA mission worthy of that formerly great agency.
At some point in the next 10 years NASA will send an unmanned spacecraft, with new propulsion, navigation, and robotic systems designed specifically for travel to Mars, to retrieve a boulder from an asteroid.
Once it grabs the boulder, it'll spend a few years bringing it back to be placed in orbit around the moon where two astronauts, sporting newly engineered deep-space mission space suits, will examine it up-close and personal.
This should be exciting for normal people with lives, not just sci-fi nerds like me. I'm imagining already, manned mining colonies all over the solar system(pics 1-2) and permanent human colonies on Mars(pic 3).

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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

America's favorite murderess is too hot for prison

Regular reader Dave sent this story in, I suspect because he wanted me to post some more pics of America's favorite murderess looking hot. 

So anyway, the Italians are determined to get Foxy Knoxy back in prison for the murder of Meredith Kurcher. In what will be her third trial there, the Italian court is expected to find her guilty once again and possibly attempt to extradite her back to Italy to serve time. 

She has been tried at least two times already, this will be the third. There's no way we would extradite an American citizen who'd been found not-guilty, back to a country whose legal system allows prosecutors to retry a person as many times as they like until they get a guilty verdict. 

Besides, Amanda Knox is way too hot for prison. I'd bet that every sane man in America would still sleep with Amanda even if the odds were 50/50 of getting his throat slashed at some point in the night. 

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Section-8 loafers, movin' on up

You'd better go ahead and get that second or third job my friends, the welfare moochers are movin' on up.
There's a new government rule stating that if any public money was used for the construction of apartment homes, some of them must be set aside for Section-8 housing. So no matter how hard you work and sacrifice to live there, Section-8 free-loaders can enjoy their lives of leisure next to you for practically nothing, provided they keep their incomes sufficiently low by avoiding work. 
The hands-out, derelict class has plenty of reasons not to get jobs as it is, now we taxpayers have provided them with still another.
I work my tail off at two jobs, and loafing welfare barnacles get to live like kings in high-rise luxury at my expense. This is the Gramercy in Arlington, Va.......Section-8 extravagance.

Peter King is a blow-hole

Peter King (R) NY is a camera hound blow-hole. He is on record being in favor of stricter gun control and he approved funding for the IRA, a known terror group. Yesterday he vowed to "jump off a bridge" if Ted Cruz ends up being the GOP nominee for president.

Well, that's reason enough to vote for Cruz right there. I'd pay cash money to see King throw himself into the East River where he'd surely and hilariously get infected with something exotic and incurable.

I've never cared for this guy. He's the quintessential establishment republican who loves the federal government being the corrupt, bloated malignancy he helped make it into, and he and entrenched politicians like him don't want anybody coming along who'll rock the boat too much.

Monday, March 23, 2015

Sinead O'Connor, as weird as ever

Not sure what Sinead O'Connor is up to, but now she's wearing the garb of a Catholic priest. You may remember when she imploded her career on SNL by tearing up a picture of the Pope.
Maybe she's wearing it ironically, as the hipsters like to say......though when I hear them say they are wearing something "ironically", I have no idea what they mean. Like if she's wearing the garb of the very thing she despises most? But that's not irony......sarcasm or mockery, but not irony.
Look how attractive she could have been if not for the baldness, piss-poor attitude, and grating vocals. Although I have to admit she looked pretty good in that one video "Nothing Compares", even without much hair.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Hillary Clinton, the least transparent woman in the world

If you haven't seen the new Hillary commercial produced by the GOP, check it out. Hopefully they'll make a whole series of them to run during the campaign. Both hilarious and devastating.


Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Less drinking and carousing on the job, not more training, will fix the Secret Service

Heh heh, the Secret Service, supposedly the most elite security institution in the world, just asked congress for $8 Million to build a mock-up of the white house for training purposes.
Security training isn't the problem with the SS. They're a bunch of drunk, skirt-chasing, undisciplined frat boys....that's their problem.
Here's a recent B&W pic of the Secret Service participating in an advanced training exercise.

Underboob makes the world go 'round, except in Thailand apparently

The Minister of Culture in Thailand warned Thai women about posting pictures of themselves, featuring always popular "under-boob", on social media sites. Apparently a violation can result in jail time and/or fines.
Wait, Bangkok is the sex and drug tourism capital of the world, and under-boob selfies are an immediate threat to national culture?
I was confused for just a minute while reading this story, then I realized that the minister of culture clearly gets bribes and kickbacks from the sex and drug tourism industry, as do all politicians and bureaucrats in Thailand, so he's OK with that. His attack on social media is just for appearances to validate his holding that job.
I have included a helpful picture of "under-boob", purely for illustrative and educational purposes of course.....

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Starbucks, now much more than just a trendy hangout for smug hipsters with too much money

Turns out Starbucks isn't just a place to go when you want snotty entry-level workers to charge you $9 for over-priced pastries and sub-par coffee. Now the CEO is encouraging them to irritate their hipster customers with a Venti sized dose of uncomfortable conversation on race issues.
Look, I can deal with a 27 year old Womyn's Studies graduate who schleps coffee for a living, scribbling some anodyne pabulum on my cup like, "Visualize a Colorblind Society", but I don't need them disturbing my breakfast with dopey discussion starters about race relations in America because it buys them some favor with the manager.
Just shut up and bring me my $9 double-caff, low-fat, Venti, mocha latte' with half and half, double whip.

Monday, March 16, 2015

The queen resents Kate Middleton

Heh heh, the Queen is reportedly constantly upset with Kate Middleton, over just about everything. The list includes but is not limited to her not having a job, her hair being too long, her dresses being too short, the wedge shoes and tight jeans, and her pregnancy morning sickness.
Look, the silly royal family wouldn't be anything more than a carnival freak show of pompous, unlikable toads if not for Kate Middleton. (William and Harry are excluded from my assessment because they are productive and seem like decent guys) You'd have to be a moron not to know that Kate's the best and only interesting thing to happen to that family since Diana.
As for jobs, what do any of the royal family do for jobs other than William and Harry who have done much in the way of national military service? In tourism alone, Kate has done more than pay for her expensive lifestyle and ushered in a new, decades long, international interest in the British crown.
When Kate's skirt blows up and we get to see her rear-end, cha-ching for the crown. When the French paparazzi catch her topless on vacation, cha-ching for the crown. When she single-handedly defines London fashion trends and every outfit she wears immediately sells out world wide, cha-ching for the crown. Foreign tourists don't flock to London to see Camilla or Prince Chucklehead, they come to get a glimpse of Kate and William....but mostly Kate.
They should encourage the future queen to do exactly as she pleases because she's about all they have going, rather than resent her for stealing the spotlight that wouldn't have been on them anyway. 

From the pictures below, who does the world want to know more about?