“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Monday, September 11, 2017

Tampa spared, to the disappointment of reporters

By comparison to the end-of-the-world predictions not much happened in Tampa last night, so local reporters were reduced to breathless coverage of trees harmlessly downed in vacant parking lots, pointing out how bad it COULD HAVE BEEN if there had been cars parked there.
One girl showed us how massive she estimated one tree was, by pointing out that "the trunk is three times as big as me and I'm 5'7"." That cracked us up.
The reality was that she could have put her arms around the tree and touched fingers.....not a big tree at all, but that's all she had to report on. So I guess that's good news for Tampa.

Sunday, September 03, 2017

Here are our latest creations from SteelwoodDesigns, all made from welded metal and reclaimed wood.  
Top: post-mod, industrial-chic bar stools made from polished metal and wood taken from a building demolition site here in B'ham. 

Middle: At almost 5 feet long and 30 inches deep, this massive, gorgeous coffee table dominates any room it's in. It weighs like 75lbs. 

Bottom: A small lamp table commissioned by a woman who wants it for her prayer room at home. The top table is 17" across and stands 24".

If anybody's looking for industrial-chic furnishings like this, hit me up either by e-mail if you can find it or leave yours in the comments thread. 

Saturday, September 02, 2017

Even animals don't appreciate animal rights nuts

Liberal activists aren't useful for much, but they sometimes make up for it by providing us with laughs at their own expense.

Now I'm not a fan of bullfighting, but it is legal in places like Spain and parts of southern France. It's a tradition dating back centuries and as with most fondly held traditions, militantly intolerant moonbats find it intolerable and want it erased from the culture altogether.

Recently an animal-rights nut decided to jump into a ring during a fight in France and was promptly attacked and gored by the bull he was trying to protect.

It doesn't get any funnier than that.

I've included this helpful picture of what an idiot progressive might look like running from the bull who is about to gore him....hilarious, am I right?

The Left's version of the fashion police

Meet Lynn Yeager a fashion editor at Vogue Magazine. This half troll half clown started the hysteria over Melania Trump wearing heels when she left DC for Houston. 

Melania had on sneakers and work clothes when she landed, but that didn't matter to Yeager who was going to criticize the First Lady no matter what.

Perhaps the hideous Ms. Yeager should take a gander in the mirror before she deems herself a fashion critic who tells other women how they should look.

Charlie Hebdo just lost me

You may remember the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo from the time Islamic maniacs slaughtered half their staff a couple of years ago for publishing a cartoon of the pedophile Mohammad. 

Americans by the hundreds of thousands, including me, stood with CH and defended their right to satirize anything without fear of physical harm. 

This is how they repay us, with a cover that translates into "God exists, he drowned the neo-Nazis in Texas". 

What a bunch of despicable vermin! I still defend their right to publish this and nobody has the right to physically harm them for it, but I reserve the right to not send them any more money and to call them despicable vermin.

Friday, August 25, 2017

Nancy Pelosi gets more senile every day

During an interview, obviously senile Nancy Pelosi was remarking on free speech and said, "You can't yell "WOLF" in a crowded theater".

Heh heh, somebody should up her dose of cholinesterase inhibitors.

Later in the interview, by indicating with fingers, Nan answered the question, "How many does it take to Tango"?

Monday, August 21, 2017

Eclipse-apalooza dud

So count me among the underwhelmed of those who observed the eclipse. At 93% coverage, I expected to perceive a fairly dramatic darkening and maybe a few nocturnal critters roaming around, and although it did get noticeably cooler during the moon's transit, we estimated only about 10%-15% less light outside.
Maybe that's because our pupils had dilated slightly and our brains were compensating, but I think it would have to get far darker in the first place, to dilate human pupils significantly.
On the positive side, it was cool to see the sun's crescent flip sides as the moon passed in front of it. You really got the feeling of lunar movement and that was very cool to experience.
All I can say is I hope it was life-affirming for those who drove into the path of totality because for 93% I regretted postponing lunch for an hour.

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Operation Chaos v2.0

Rush Limbaugh is mulling over the idea of staging another "Operation Chaos", but this time to keep Nancy Pelosi.
Remember he urged listeners to show up to cross-ticket vote for Hillary in '08 primaries to keep her competitive with Obama heading into the convention, thereby forcing him to spend money and time in states he'd otherwise already won.
Today, the far left, Bernie Sanders, wacko wing of the democrat party is driving the get-rid-of-Nancy movement. But we conservatives love her being a millstone around the necks of Democrats across the country. Given that, we should renew Operation Chaos in NoCal and keep her in office as long as possible.
Insane, despicable, utterly deplorable Nancy Pelosi leading the Democrats in the House can only be good for Republicans. Whether you live in NoCal or not, call her office and pretend to, and encourage her to not to step down, but to stay in the House representing you. Heh heh heh.

Monday, June 19, 2017

David Frum gets schooled by a porn star

David Frum is the editor of The Atlantic, a left-wing political rag, a Washington gadfly, and a mouthpiece for the liberal agenda.
The echoes of the gunshots at the baseball field in Virginia were still being heard as Frum stupidly tweeted the following:
No background checks
No licensing
No registration
No permit req'd for concealed carry of long guns
Open carry of long guns & handguns"
Soon thereafter, retired porn star Jenna Jameson schooled him like a boss with this 7-word tweet:
"He was from Illinois, you consummate schmuck!"
Heh heh heh, pretty tough day when the star of such cinematic gems as "Zombie Strippers" and "Naughty Newcomers 9" takes you to the woodshed.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Prince Chucklehead thinks he's king

One of Prince Charles' handlers just published a tell-all book in which Charles is said to have heavily disapproved of William and Kate's wildly popular American/Canadian tour two years ago.
Apparently he thought there were too many photo-ops and that they were "tasteless".
Really Chuck, tasteless? You married the woman with whom you repeatedly cheated on William's mother......pot, let me introduce you to kettle.

Nobody has done more to revive the reputation of the silly British monarchy than William and Kate. There's no telling how much money their popularity with anglophilic Americans accounts for. Charles should shut up and let William and Kate do what they do best, be adorable and represent the monarchy well.

Here, prince Chucklehead gets a startled gander at Camilla, Diana's replacement. If this pic were captioned with a thought balloon, it would read, "YIKES"!