tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-260612842024-03-18T01:03:14.348-05:00TheRightRantLife is harsh and my opinions are harsher.Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01235046826421680852noreply@blogger.comBlogger5270125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26061284.post-60317425163906424892020-07-14T09:22:00.001-05:002020-07-14T09:22:13.412-05:00The Wayfair memes just keep on coming<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This is hilarious because rich celebrities collect children like they collect handbags and endorsements. They're career accessories to keep the public interested in them a little bit longer.Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01235046826421680852noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26061284.post-85328285633272350192020-04-08T16:26:00.001-05:002020-04-08T16:26:08.565-05:00San Fran public health fail<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The authorities in San Fran put up these signs to remind people who go outside to exercise to observe the social distancing guidelines, but even my rudimentary geometry and algebra skills tell me that in this sign, the "neighbor" people are only about 4.2 feet apart.Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01235046826421680852noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26061284.post-74937697179847784762020-04-01T12:12:00.003-05:002020-04-01T12:12:43.146-05:00Eat Mor ChikinUntil the Coronavirus threat has passed, Chick-fil-A will be using the bat instead of cows as their mascot.<br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The LifeSouth phlebotomist told me as she painlessly jabbed me with the needle this morning, that on a normal Tuesday, they get 5-10 donors, but today they have 75 scheduled. That’s good.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">If you hoard toilet paper in a crisis all you are is an asshole, but if you CAN give blood and you don’t during a supply crisis, you might be costing somebody their life.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Poor old demented Joe Biden keeps raising his hand but nobody's calling on him. The Wuhan Virus has taken all the air out of the room and Joe's attempt to dethrone President Trump has been all but forgotten.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Joe's election team decided to let him start doing a "virtual town hall" from his home. The problem is it's Joe Biden. He's incoherent, doddering, and wanders off-camera in mid-sentence. This is the hardest, cringing 4 minutes of video I've ever watched. Mercifully, they<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"> cut the feed so Joe didn't embarrass himself further.</span></span></div>
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I mean watch this and tall me you can imagine this guy being president. Even after this, his desperate campaign staff will let him start doing daily Coronavirus briefings just like Trump so he can tell the world what he would do instead. Sorry Joe but second-guessing a president from an armchair during a national crisis isn't a good look.</div>
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Necessity really is the mother of invention....and now adaptation.Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01235046826421680852noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26061284.post-6279225935628661542020-03-16T08:53:00.003-05:002020-03-16T08:53:30.284-05:00When you gotta go, you gotta go<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01235046826421680852noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26061284.post-36162114955373454802020-03-12T15:05:00.002-05:002020-03-12T15:05:47.363-05:00Polygamy is the new monogamy<span aria-live="polite" class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="fbPhotoSnowliftCaption" style="background-color: white; color: #1c1e21; display: inline; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; outline: none; width: auto;" tabindex="0"><span class="hasCaption" style="font-family: inherit;">This is Kody Brown of the TLC show "Sister Wives", the ambitious husband to 4 wives in a more-or-less happy, polygamous marriage. The state of Utah is considering decriminalizing polygamy and making it simply an infraction rather than a felony.<br /><br />Criminalizing polygamy hasn't stopped it. There are roughly 50,000 people currently living in polygamous families in Utah and elsewhere. They aren't hurting anybody.....maybe confusing their kids a little but that's their business.<br /><br />Most mortal guys can barely handle the one wife we've got, if Kody wants to tackle 4 of them, go for it my brother. <span class="_5mfr" style="font-family: inherit; margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/td0/1/16/1f602.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; font-family: inherit; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">😂</span></span><span class="_5mfr" style="font-family: inherit; margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/td0/1/16/1f602.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; font-family: inherit; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">😂</span></span></span></span><br />
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3: Most of them being underachieving millennials, back to their parents' basement<br />2: Therapy, then vote for Trump<br />1: Both of them go to Sanders</div>
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Hahahaha, with apologies to Yogi Berra, the Interwebs are 50% hilarity, 50% brutality, and the rest is videos of animals being adorable.</div>
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Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01235046826421680852noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26061284.post-35509810837007235082020-03-12T14:35:00.002-05:002020-03-12T14:35:15.895-05:00Still irreverent after all these yearsMe running from Barnes and Noble after putting a Betty Crocker cookbook in the "Women's Empowerment" section.<br />
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So Harvey Weinstein got sentenced to 23 years as the point-man of the <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"type":104,"tn":"*N"}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/metoo?source=feed_text&epa=HASHTAG" style="color: #385898; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; text-decoration-line: none;"><span class="_5afx" style="direction: ltr; font-family: inherit;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl _5afz" style="color: #365899; font-family: inherit; unicode-bidi: isolate;">#</span><span class="_58cm" style="font-family: inherit;">MeToo</span></span></a> movement.<br />
Because that’s a life sentence for him, he’s a good friend of Hillary Clinton’s, and has nothing to lose by dishing dirt, how long will he last at Riker’s before he gets “Epsteined”?</div>
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I predict he’ll be found dead in his cell in less than 6 months.</div>
Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01235046826421680852noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26061284.post-62887360450133095022020-03-12T14:27:00.001-05:002020-03-12T15:50:06.272-05:00Suicide ChumpSo Chelsea Manning apparently missed being in jail because even though Obama pardoned her, she managed to get back in the klink by refusing a subpoena to testify in some Wikileaks espionage trial or something and attempting(poorly) suicide by hanging herself with bedsheets. She's fine, I guess she just needed some attention or sympathy. <br />
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Anyway, the story reminded me of this classic Frank Zappa song. Better luck next time Chelsea!<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Meet the dumbest magician in India, Chanchal Lahiri, He attempted to duplicate the famous Houdini trick of extricating himself from six padlocked chains while under water.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Unfortunately, the body of water he chose was the Ganges River into which 6Billion liters of raw sewage are dumped every day. Among the diseases you'll surely contract from taking a dip, much less drinking it, are hepatitis, typhoid, cholera, amoebic dysentery, etc.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The trick didn't go as planned and poor Chanchal is feared drowned......gross!! <span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t84/1/16/1f92e.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">🤮</span></span> Who puts their head under the 6th filthiest river on Earth? And let's face it, Chanchal was probably a goner the second he dunked his head even if the trick had worked.<br /><br />Thanks to my friend Dave for the heads up. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Democrats are convinced that they and the media can defeat Trump in 2020, the crazier the candidate the more convinced they are. This might explain why Cory Booker is stamping out this anti-gun position on his pathway to the white house. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> He promises to federalize the gun ownership permit and engage in face-to-face interviews and compel testing before someone is allowed a gun, comparing it to car drivers licensing. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> Perhaps if even one of Cory's googly eyes were trained upon the Constituti<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">on, he'd see that nowhere does it say a citizen may be required to receive permission to own a gun from a smarmy bureaucrat in Washington. It's NOT the same as driving a car. Unless you've proven yourself unfit to own a gun by committing a violent crime, the Constitution, not some a-hole in DC, guarantees your NATURAL RIGHT to own a firearm. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> Have a seat Cory, this far-left agenda will not win you the election no matter how supportive the treacherous media are or how much they shill for you.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Scientists have successfully reanimated neurons from dead pigs several hours post mortem, causing ethicists to get the vapors as this blurs the lines between, and brings into question, what is "life" and "death".</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I've included this helpful picture of a recently reanimated pig.....no wait, that's just pernicious, SoCal democrat Henry Waxman. <span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t20/1/16/1f61c.png?_nc_eui2=AeHSgDxkO4AscLQDUXNf1Gxvq5D1u0thxc3wDS2p8I3f4JsYzkjmEIMjEGs5z0EqVE3c2_2KrMSLldODKxCPStGHrlm8IgmFI5J3CPNbbZevIg"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">😜</span></span></span></div>
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Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01235046826421680852noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26061284.post-14494824737388202852019-04-15T15:46:00.001-05:002019-04-15T15:47:20.575-05:00Dogs are cleaner than bearded hipsters<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Hahahaha, a Swiss study shows that men with beards are dirtier than dogs. <span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/td0/1/16/1f602.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">😂</span></span><span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/td0/1/16/1f602.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">😂</span></span><span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/td0/1/16/1f602.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">😂</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">According to the study.....“The researchers found a significantly higher bacterial load in specimens taken from the men’s beards compared with the dogs’ fur.” And many of the men studied were found to have pathogens that are harmful to humans, residing in their beards. Gross!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Listen up ladies, dating a bearded, millennial hipster might damage more than just your reputation.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">(In the pic) Watch out Fido, you're safer licking your own ass. <span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t52/1/16/1f923.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">🤣</span></span><span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t52/1/16/1f923.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">🤣</span></span><span class="_5mfr" style="margin: 0px 1px;"><span class="_6qdm" style="background-image: url("https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t52/1/16/1f923.png"); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: contain; color: transparent; display: inline-block; height: 16px; text-shadow: none; vertical-align: text-bottom; width: 16px;">🤣</span></span></span></div>
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Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01235046826421680852noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26061284.post-69320307983254934772019-04-11T17:23:00.003-05:002019-04-11T17:25:24.516-05:00Maxine Waters is an epic dunce<div style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; margin-bottom: 6px;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">In case you needed further proof that politicians rise to the level of their own incompetence, I present Maxine Waters, perhaps the stupidest person ever to hold elected office on Earth....and that list includes Georgia's Hank Johnson who worried that the island of Guam might tip over if we stationed too many Marines there.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Waters is chairman of the powerful Financial Services committee, yet she doesn't know that under Obama, the federal government took over all education lending almost 10 years ago, or that banks handle virtually all of the small-business lending in this country.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Hahahaha, what a repellent, grandstanding dunce! If you haven't seen it, it's worth the 1:30 or so for the laugh.</span></div>
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