Man-made global warming is so catastrophic, it's even affecting the weather on Jupiter.......The newest red spot is on the far left (west), along the same band of clouds as the Great Red Spot and is drifting toward it. If the motion continues, the new spot will encounter the much larger storm system in August. Jupiter's recent outbreak of red spots is likely related to large scale climate change as the gas giant planet is getting warmer near the equator.
Well, what's the explanation for this? Are there little Jovian free-marketeers driving around in SUV's polluting the planet? According to Al Gore the science is unequivocal. Only man's activity can increase the temperature of a planet. Maybe the Galactic Senate could lower the Jovian speed limit to 55parsecs to reduce carbon output. Or better yet, increase the taxes on Jovian free-enterprises in order to stifle production, thus rescueing Jupiter from certain overheating from the activities of evil capitalists.
Al Gore had better put a lid on this story and quick, or else somebody might put two and two together and realize that maybe solar activity, natural Earth cycles, and other completely natural phenomena can affect planetary climates.
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Personally I agree with the Late George Carlin's views on the matter.. Earth's going to be around long after us smart monkeys are long gone, it's just our egos that blow global warming into a man made disaster
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