“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Thursday, March 26, 2009

What would you do for 5 quarters?

Man, I would hate to be this guy...

SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

A carwash vacuum? Seriously?


This dude got to third base for like $1.25...and on the first date. Granted it was with an industrial vacuum cleaner but, in this economy who can afford to wine and dine an actual girl?

2 comments:

reid said...

Sorry Ed, I was out of the office and posted a copy of this. I least I kow that our twisted minds are on the same page. What a perv.

ed said...

That's OK Reid....we can't have too many takes on a guy having sex with a vacuum cleaner.