“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Thursday, March 26, 2009

What would you do for 5 quarters?

Man, I would hate to be this guy...

SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

A carwash vacuum? Seriously?

This dude got to third base for like $1.25...and on the first date. Granted it was with an industrial vacuum cleaner but, in this economy who can afford to wine and dine an actual girl?


reid said...

Sorry Ed, I was out of the office and posted a copy of this. I least I kow that our twisted minds are on the same page. What a perv.

ed said...

That's OK Reid....we can't have too many takes on a guy having sex with a vacuum cleaner.