Man, I would hate to be this guy...
SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
A carwash vacuum? Seriously?
This dude got to third base for like $1.25...and on the first date. Granted it was with an industrial vacuum cleaner but, in this economy who can afford to wine and dine an actual girl?