Earth worms....Obama's next likely target for taxation

Even smelly hippies are about to feel the sting of stupid, global-warming taxes at the hands of the imperial State...

Aquatic animals that feed on lake and stream bottom sediments burp out small amounts of nitrous oxide, a potent greenhouse gas, a new study finds.

Nitrous oxide (N2O) is more commonly known to anyone who has sat in the dentist's chair as laughing gas.

In the atmosphere it is a powerful greenhouse gas, packing about 310 times the punch as the same weight of carbon dioxide

If it's possible to regulate and tax the respiration of earth worms under the ridiculous hoax of global warming, I'm sure the Obama administration will find a way. But what about all those hybrid-driving, granola-munching hippies who use vast numbers of worms to compost, and then re-use, their own waste? Aren't they now major contributors to global-warming, I mean if global warming wasn't imaginary? I tell you, irony does't get much richer and delighful than that.

Watching stupid liberals try to choose between taxing the burps of Earthworms, and encouraging their use in pointless, but popular with hippies, composting operations would be fun as it would likely make their smallish, developmentaly delayed heads explode.