I found this article today, and it was just too funny to pass up posting. Here Goes:
SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court.
Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.
Don't you know that the Savage family is proud this man. Sex with a vacuum hose. I wonder if he had his trusty "Penthouse" fold out with him? Jason has peaked at a very low sexual level. I wonder if it was one of those machines that work after quarters are deposited? I also wonder what happened with the remaining minute and a half on the timer? Remember this guy voted in the last election. Now do you wonder why this world is failing fast!
Oh I forgot - He has to be drug tested as well. Hopefully they can determine he was so stond that he has that as excuse, not that he is just a perverted deviant (no disrespect intended to the normal deviants and perverts out there).