“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Breck Girl struggles to be relevant

Professionally, Silky Pony will never live down that he cheated on his wife with cancer but, he's apparently giving it the old college try....

PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- Former U.S. Sen. John Edwards took another tentative step into the public spotlight Tuesday, speaking at Brown University about extreme poverty around the world and urging Americans to get involved in what he called a "fundamental moral issue."

I'll point out to the Breck Girl that Americans are the most generous people on Earth. Our poor, who enjoy cell phones, color TV's, and microwave ovens live as well as most middle-class Europeans. Moreover, we've poured untold trillions of tax dollars down the crap-hole of Africa and only managed to personally enrich the barbaric dictators there, that, and relieve the white-guilt of stupid liberals in the US. Sorry Silky, but preaching with a straight face, convincingly to struggling Americans about how greedy they are is going to be trickier than hiding your bastard son from your wife. And we see how that worked out for you.

1 comment:

God Of Bacon said...

But he has a very expensive haircut.