I'll be mocking these people, one day soon...
SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. (AP) - It's pretty difficult for a 23-foot, 130-pound python to hide.
The orange reticulated python, the world's longest snake species, and a second python, measuring 13 feet, escaped from a terrarium in their owner's home in San Luis Obispo on Sunday night.
Police warned residents that the snakes were large enough to make meals of young children or pets.
But both had been captured by Monday afternoon.
It's only a matter of time before the snake escapes again and eats somebody's child or pet, or even better, strangles and eats it's owners in thier sleep. I'm looking forward to having a field day when that happens. You know I enjoy nothing more than stupid people getting themselves eaten by wild animals. I'd better start writing jokes now.