I've said it before, and I'll say it again....you cannot domesticate wild animals....
STAMFORD, Conn. (CBS) ― A woman continues to fight for her life Tuesday morning following a bizarre attack by a pet chimpanzee.
The chimpanzee, considered a fixture in the north Stamford community, turned into a monster on Monday afternoon, attacking a 55-year-old woman after she showed up at the home of the animal's owner, at 241 Rockrimmon Road.
"He bit both of her hands off and the cop told me he just kept eating her. It's terrible," said Lynne Mecca, a friend of the victim.
I don't care how human-like it behaves, how cute it looks in diapers, or how many tricks you teach it, it's still a carnivorous, wild animal and cannot be trusted not to try to eat you at some point.
Stupid people, I swear!