File this under Stuff You Can't Make Up.
Apparently intrepid CNN reporter Richard Quest was found wandering with a companion in Central Park early yesterday morning with a rope tied around his neck and genitals. Observant officers also discovered a sex toy in his boot...(I don't even want to wonder about that). Then the article says, and I'm paraphrasing here...One of the arresting officers cleverly determined that the suspect had some meth in his pocket. His brilliant deductive reasoning, keen observation skills, and decades of experience on the New York drug task force helped him readily identify the drug. The detective was also aided by Quest who stated, ' "I've got some meth in my pocket" '.
I laughed out loud when I read that.