It's almost graduation time again so I thought it would be appropriate to post a mock commencement speech written, but never delivered, by talk-show host Neal Boortz. It's like reading a passage from an Ayn Rand novel. If you have kids who're graduating high-school or college next month, you should make them read Atlas Shrugged, but if they can't handle 1200 pages of libertarian objectivism, then at least give them this speech to read during their graduation ceremony....it'll be way more useful than the crap they'll be hearing.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Neal Boortz' commencement speech
It's almost graduation time again so I thought it would be appropriate to post a mock commencement speech written, but never delivered, by talk-show host Neal Boortz. It's like reading a passage from an Ayn Rand novel. If you have kids who're graduating high-school or college next month, you should make them read Atlas Shrugged, but if they can't handle 1200 pages of libertarian objectivism, then at least give them this speech to read during their graduation ceremony....it'll be way more useful than the crap they'll be hearing.
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Thank you Neal Boortz for your Commencement Speech. I am sending it to some of my family members who need to hear it. Too bad you haven't really given it to a graduating class. I pray it gets to them by some means; it might help them as they go through life!
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