“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Friday, April 04, 2008

Organ donor alert!

As most of you know by now, I'm a thoughtless, inconsiderate ass, without the slightest compassion or sympathy for people who, through their own stupidity, hurt themselves or get eaten by wild animals. That being the case, imagine what my reaction to this story was...

ARLINGTON, Texas — A Texas man was critically injured Thursday night when he tried to "roof surf" atop a car traveling down a highway, police said.

Is there any more spectacular, or funny, way of hurting yourself than roof surfing? They should pull the plug on this guy and give all his organs and parts to people who can take better care of them.

2 comments:

Kevin said...

I see this story and raise you one. Auburn vs Florida weekend, a group of frat bros go to another frat party. The DESIGNATED DRIVER decides it would be hilarious if he stood on top of the car while his drunk brothers drove. He died.

Joe Camel said...

Teen Wolf #3. Sad on both counts.