Now you all know that I'm not one to poke fun of the recently deceased......well come to think of it, sure I am, especially when the kill themselves in impossibly stupid ways....
CHICAGO — Chicago police are investigating the death of a 33-year-old woman who was apparently crushed by her garage door on the city's South Side.
The Cook County medical examiner's office identified the remains as Yneekah Garcia of Chicago.
Police were called to the scene at 6:30 a.m. on Saturday and found the door on Garcia's neck.
Family members say the garage door on Garcia's home had been broken and believe Garcia had parked her vehicle inside the garage before trying to lower it manually.
Crushing your own neck with a garage door is as idiotic as getting hit by a train. Trains and garage doors are on tracks...it's not like they sneak up on you and crush you. I can see lowering the door on your foot maybe, but how does it hit your neck. Was she lying on the floor? I don't get it.