We haven't poked fun of an impending celebrity trainwreck in a while here at TRR...Britney, Lindsay, and Paris wrecked long ago and are just too easy. What we like is for fresh newcomers to take a header off the celebrity high-wire for our amusement. Now, hot on the heels of her nudie pics in Vanity Fair, 15 year old Miley Cyrus has been dating a 22 year old back-up dancer. I realize here in the South, there's practically no age of consent....witness the trollop Jamie Lynn of the Spears hillbilly clan. That said, a twenty-two year old dude dating a 15 year old girl is kind of creepy, even for the South.
When I was 11 or 12, we used to go skating at the roller-rink, and we used to see these twenty-something drop-outs hanging out in the parking lot smoking cigarettes and cruising for chicks, chicks that were like 14 or 15. That's what this reminds me of. I mean the creep factor is off the scale.
What possible interest could this grown man have in a 15 year old adolescent? Don't answer. It was a rhetorical question. We all know the answer. And where's her supposedly caring, involved dad Billy Ray? I mean besides at the bank cashing more of her checks? If I was her dad, I'd phone the authorities to inform them to bring an ambulance when they came to arrest me for beating the crap out of him.
All this talk of age appropriatness suggests a good topic for another installment of the TRR poll.....