So the INS has written a new citizenship test that's supposed to be pretty hard, even for Americans. Given the pitiful state of our government education system, that's not surprising. With that being the case, let's see how many of you qualify to be citizens by taking a sampling of the new test. Go here, take the short quiz and see. I got 96%. I missed one question.
Be warned though, failure to get at least 70% will result in your immediate deportation, so get your affairs in order and answer wisely.
5 comments:
92%, I missed a question about how many Amendments there were, I said 29, it was 27, and who wrote the Declaration of Independence, I said Hamilton (I know I'm an idiot) it was Jefferson. Well I still get to be a citizen.
I'm afraid to take it.
In high school I took the Cooter Preference Test, it told me I should be a fire watcher!
Yes that would be bad if you failed it seeing how you are in our military. What is the military's policy on deporting its own officers?
I got an 88, but it was pretty tough.
Nice michael, you get to keep your citizenship!... for now. :) jk bro
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