“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Thursday, September 06, 2007

What is this?

All right, Dave sent me these pictures this morning. I'm sure they're floating all over the web. The caption says they were taken in Africa somewhere. Does anybody recognize this species? It's pretty good if it was photoshopped.


David said...

Photshop maybe?

Kevin said...

Some dumb scientist will say its some prehistoric animal that has been hiding in the depths of the Congo River for millions of years, and finally came out of hiding for dinner.

ed said...

I would seriously soil myself if I found that on my line. It doesn't look photoshopped to me.

Perhaps it's the fresh-water Coelacanth, a cousin of the marine Coelacanth, thought to be extinct.

Just kidding. It looks like the result of the unholy mating between a striped bass and JAWS.

Joe Camel said...

It loks like i needs to see a god dentist.

mikezilla said...

I dont know ed that looks like it could easily be photoshopped. I'm pretty sure no bass looking thing would ever have teeth like that. I mean, if it was a predator that needed teeth like that it probably would be better designed for fast swimming and hydrodynamics. I mean, to me it looks like the head is definately a different color and pattern than the rest of the body.

Mikezilla said...

I actually have a new theory.

It's a mix of bass, chupacabra, and ManBearPig