Fred Phelps and his inbred cult of followers visit Birmingham

Fred Phelps and his rag-tag band of inbred haters at the Westboro Baptist Church are supposed to come to Birmingham today to demonstrate at the funeral of fallen soldier, Thomas Rivers Jr.

The funeral procession is fairly long from the church to the cemetery and nobody knows where they'll be setting up shop along the route. If I could get off work, I'd head down there and throw rotten eggs at them.

I know what you're thinking. "But Ed, you'd just be lowering yourself to their level."

Who cares? Think of how satisfying it would be to nail one of those cretins right in the pie-hole with a well thrown egg?