Seriously, this might be the funniest thing I've read all week...
BERLIN (AP) - German authorities are using scent tracking to keep tabs on possibly violent protesters against next month's Group of Eight summit - a tactic that is drawing comparisons with the methods of former East Germany's secret police.
Scent samples have been taken from an undisclosed number of people believed to be a possible danger to the upcoming summit so that police dogs can pick out the perpetrators if there is violence, the Hamburger Morgenpost reported Tuesday.
When the cops can keep tabs on you because you reek of patchouli oil and hemp, maybe it's time to do a wash.
Take a bath once in a while...smelly hippie!