Monday, May 14, 2007
If you're as sick and tired as I am, of tin-foil hat wearing, global warming kool-ade drinkers telling you how you should reduce your carbon footprint, then go to Carboncreditkillers.com and rub your thumb in the eye of those insufferable zealots by increasing your carbon footprint. Have a few old-growth trees felled in your name. You can even get a snazzy T-shirt commemorating the event to antagonize your liberal friends. "My carbon footprint is bigger than yours" on a T-shirt should really tick off that Birkenstocks-wearing, granola-munching, smelly hippie in the next cubicle.