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Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Monday, April 09, 2007

Mrs. Silky Pony

You'd think that Elizabeth Edwards had more important things to worry about, but when you're the wife of the Silky Pony, even terminal cancer doesn't get in the way of hating republicans...

Elizabeth Edwards says she is scared of the "rabid, rabid Republican" who owns property across the street from her Orange County home -- and she doesn't want her kids going near the gun-toting neighbor.
Edwards, the wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, particularly recalls the time neighbor Monty Johnson brought out a gun while chasing workers investigating a right of way near his property. The Edwards family has yet to meet Johnson in person.

"I wouldn't be nice to him, anyway," Edwards said in an interview. "I don't want my kids anywhere near some guy who, when he doesn't like somebody, the first thing he does is pull a gun out. It scares the business out of me."

She is terrified of "some guy" who owns a gun, though she has never bothered to walk next door to meet him. I guess he's too poor and common for the wife of a millionaire, sleazball trial lawyer to associate with. This guy can't afford to pay for needed maintenance on his property, yet Elizabeth lies around her $5.8million mansion with indoor basketball and handball courts all day hating her neighbor for exercising his second amendment rights.

The Breck Girl is right, there really are two Americas....and the Edwards live in the nice one.


dupree said...

The irony would be perfect if the neighbor turned out to be an oncologist.

Bobby T said...

Even truer irony would be that he would be related to Lyndon Johnson and be an oncologist with a hatred for fat loud mouthed women.

Oops,there I go sounding like Don Imus.

I wonder how the right of way would have affected the Edwards property. She might like him better then.

billb said...

Ed, I'll bet my next paycheck that you are a gun-toting republican, just like the Edwards' neighbor.