Monday, April 23, 2007
I don't have a square to spare
Hollywood airheads Laurie David and Sheryl Crowe are touring the country in no less than three CO2-belching buses and three bio-deisel-guzzeling tractor trailers to tell us little people that if we just stop wiping our butts, we can save the world.
Sheryl shared her bizarre ideas after the tour ended in DC this weekend...
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".
She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
Need I state the obvious? Why doesn't Sheryl use her "dining sleeve" for both?
Over at TheSmokingGun you can find Sheryl's absurd tour demands, including specific booze demands for each day of the week.
Pardon the Seinfeld reference in the title of this post but the story demands it.