Everybody knows that I don't hunt. I own guns but I don't have any desire to shoot a dumb animal that I unfairly lured into position with salt, grain, and green grass. I don't care if others do, I just don't get the thrill.
I could however, make an exception if I caught this guy on my lawn. Is there anything more annoying and worth the price of a bullet than people who dress up and act like animals for the fun of it?
NOTE: if you want to impress me with your hunting prowess, strip down to nothing but a loin-cloth and jump out of a tree with no weapon but a Bowie knife onto the back of a mature buck and kill it before it kills you. Any hunting story that involves a hunting blind, scoped sniper rifle, and dousing yourself in deer piss just seems lame to me.
Thanks to Pat over at Belchspeak for the vid.