“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Happy pants at the jailhouse

*Disclaimer* -- Do not read any further if you are easily offended or easily grossed out.....


This 60 year old man was busted in California for minor drug possession but when he was in booking, the cops noticed an ON/OFF switch in his pocket attached to a wire that led to his rear-end. Everybody in the station panicked, the bomb disposal team was called in and the entire station was evacuated. After a tedious, 3-hour extraction, a vibrator was found at the other end of the wire....heh heh. Here's the money quote from the article......

"The vibrator was subsequently removed and placed into property," according to report, which does not identify the CHP employee tasked with that unfortunate evidence collection responsibility.

To describe that job as "unfortunate" is the understatement of the year. I would have to either quit law enforcement altogether or at least demand triple hazard pay for that detail. GROSS!!!

1 comment:

Bill Lockhart said...

At least it wasn't a feeding/watering tube leading to a gerbil.