Brilliant CNN anchor and amateur plate-tectonic geologist, Rick Sanchez, offered this pearl of wisdom regarding the volcano in Iceland....
"When you think of a volcano, you think of Hawaii and long words like that. You don't think of Iceland. You think it's too cold to have a volcano there".
"Hawaii" is a long word, Rick? I guess to underachievers over at CNN, pretty much any three-syllable word gives them difficulty.
Apparently Rick was having his self-esteem stroked and giggling through sex-ed class the day they went over basic geology in government middle school.