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Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Monday, January 21, 2008

Global warming slams the deep south

The devastating effects of global warming were felt through central Alabama over the weekend as snow fell and accumulated for the first time in like 10 years. Temperatures stayed well below freezing for the entire weekend during a time of year when we're normally enjoying highs in the 50's. I thought if I injected as much CO2 into the air as possible, I could help to warm things up for people, so I kept a roaring fire going in the den all weekend....sadly it did nothing to warm up the environment. Al Gore can't say I didn't try.


Kevin said...

Al Gore actually predicted this would happen. That global warming would cause a climate change. The ice caps melt, then another ice age. Thats the beauty of the obvious scam he is pulling. No matter what the outcome is, Al Gore wins. This is why Americans need to start listening to the experts here and stop listening to political figures.

Your Friend Al said...

Way to go Ed you are my new hero! Man Made Global Warming - what a novel concept. Why didn't I push this sooner - I might be president now! Anyway, keep the gas logs burning, I just bought some stock in the local gas company there.

ed said...

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.

Either way, my point was made tongue-in-cheek.

I think anybody who believes in man-made global warming is a rube and a tool, deserving of ridicule, mockery, and scorn.