“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Thursday, December 06, 2007

This month's Man-dies-stupidly story

The loss of human life is usually regretable....but sometimes it's just plain funny. As you know, when a person manages to kill himself in a startlingly stupid way, it's a source of never-ending amusement to us here at TRR. Well, as so often is the case, this month's edition concerns yet another person getting hit by a speeding train...

(12-05) 17:02 PST SAN LEANDRO - A pedestrian apparently absorbed in a cell phone call was struck and killed by an Amtrak train in San Leandro today after he walked around a lowered crossing gate and onto the tracks.

This is how self-absorbed the smelly hippies in San Francisco are. Did the combined stenches of petchuli, hemp, and liberalism go to his head? I will admit, this is not nearly as funny as the woman standing on a passenger platform who bent over to vomit and got her head knocked off by a speeding train....but it's pretty good.

1 comment:

Kevin said...

Social Darwinism at its best right there, those who are not fit to survive in this world, will die quicker. My only hope is that this person doesn't have children, because that child is most likely as dumb as their parent that walked out onto the tracks in front of a train.