“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Thursday, December 13, 2007

The legend continues...

I keep telling you people about the Chupacabra, the "mythical" goat sucker from Mexico, which might have migrated north, and is preying on pets and other small animals. There have been numerous sightings and here's some more evidence...

BOLIVIA, N.C. (AP) - An unknown predator mauled a pit bull and killed two puppies in Brunswick County, and residents fear it's the same animal that killed three dogs in September. No one has reported ever seeing the animal.
The county's animal control agency investigated the animal's tracks, droppings and other clues but couldn't determine what attacked the dogs. Locals call the unknown animal the Beast of Bolivia.

Some residents and experts said the predator may be a bear, a wayward panther or cougar, or even a wolf because 3-inch paw tracks were found at the scene.

Many suggest the predator came from the nearby Faircloth Zoo, which had a lion and a tiger before it closed more than a year ago. Animal control officials said the animals were sent elsewhere.

See, you people think I'm crazy, but what else can kill a pitbull? It's not a lion, tiger or bear.

1 comment:

Kevin said...

No, Its ManBearPig. Al Gore warned us that he might still be alive, and this is proof. ManBearPig is half man, half bear, and half pig. He resides in warmer climates and mainly feeds on small animals, although he has been known to attack small children from time to time. Only Al Gore has actually seen him though.