“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Monday, December 10, 2012

My selflessness sometimes surprises me

Public Service Announcement: 

If you are considering throwing yourself off a cliff on Dec 20th to avoid the fire and brimstone, wailing, gnashing of teeth, and the abject horror of the end of the Earth as predicted by the Mayans, feel free to leave your worldly belongings, especially cash, to me.....for safe keeping....you know, just in case the Mayans were mistaken. 

Good luck and have a nice day! :-)

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