Cows....global warming culprits

The heinous collection of third-world despots and America-hating dictators called the UN, continues to cling to the preposterous notion that global warming exists, and that cows are contributory to it. Lectures the UN's global warming czar....

People should have one meat-free day a week if they want to make a personal and effective sacrifice that would help tackle climate change, the world's leading authority on global warming has told The Observer

Dr Rajendra Pachauri, chair of the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, which last year earned a joint share of the Nobel Peace Prize, said that people should then go on to reduce their meat consumption even further.

Seems to me if cow farts contribute to global warming, we should be eating more cows to get rid of them. That said, go out and eat a big steak tonight and do your part to curb harmless green-house gases.

My wife and I dined on delicious prime rib Friday night, that we found on sale at our local Piggly-Wiggly. We couldn't eat it all and threw some away. Tonight, we'll heap extra servings of ground beef into our marinara....you know, just to do our part.