“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Friday, February 14, 2014

My cynical view of Valentine's Day

Well, everybody enjoy Valentine's Day. But don't be fooled, it's another day of observance concocted by the greeting card companies to force you to buy their overpriced tripe. And if you're a man, don't you dare forget to observe it.

It's not like you didn't prove your boundless love and devotion to your girl two months ago at Christmas. Now you have to do it all over again, but bigger and better than you did at Christmas. If you don't give her what she needs to make all the other women in the secretary pool jealous, you're a bad boyfriend/husband and you'll be punished for it with silence and guilt for days.

So break out those maxed-out credit cards and do your duty once again.

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