Seriously, people this stupid should be medicated and removed from the general population....
HOBOKEN, N.J. (WPIX) -- A New Jersey woman filed a $160-million lawsuit Wednesday against Sally Hansen and it's manufacturer, after she says she was scalded by hot wax that boiled over in its container.
Canas says she was scalded by hot wax that overflowed from the Sally Hansen container as she attempted to remove it from her microwave.
She claims she was rushed to St. Mary's Hospital in Hoboken where she was given morphine to ease the pain of the second and third-degree burns she sustained on her lower back, breast, and right thigh.
How stupid of a moron do you have to be to spill hot wax on your legs, back, and boobs removing it from the microwave? Was she naked? And I'm afraid to ask, if her shirt was off, are her boobs hairy enough to wax? (sorry for that mental image. If I could gouge out my mind's eye, I would)
Since this is in New Jersey, I'm sure there's no shortage of hairy, Italian chicks who, as jurors, will agree with her skeevy lawyer and she'll get the money. Then the price of every Sally Hansen product will go up for the rest of us, to pay her for being a total idiot.
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Ummm... how'd she get it on her LOWER BACK?
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