“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Monday, April 13, 2009

Jump into the moat, get eaten by a polar bear

This cracked me up....

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.


The funniest part is that the article specified that it was afterall, feeding time for the bears, as if they wouldn't have tried to eat her at some other time of day.

2 comments:

Reid said...

"Look white meat for lunch!!!!"

Joe Camel said...

I'll have a rib, but save a breast for your father!!