I'm telling you, I never get tired of hearing about animals injuring humans...expecially hunters...
SEDALIA, Mo. — A Sedalia hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain.
Forty-nine-year-old Randy Goodman said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.
The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called "15 seconds of hell." The deer ran a short distance and went down, and died after Goodman fired two more shots.
Soon Goodman started feeling dizzy and noticed his vest was soaked in blood.
So he reached his truck and drove to a hospital, where he received seven staples in his scalp and was treated for a slight concussion and bruises.
This is the all-time classic clip of a dude getting his ass kicked by a deer. But the funny part is his wife films the whole thing.
Now that's what I call hunting. This guy got a tail-whipping but, at least he wasn't sitting in a tree, half a mile away, with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a sniper rifle in the other. If you take down a deer using close-quarters combat, I'll give you props for being a hunter. Otherwise, you aren't anything but a sniper.