Vlad Putin...to the moon, and beyond

Under our Islamo-centric President Obama, NASA abandoned doing anything useful in space and dedicated themselves instead to making unevolved Muslims feel good about their imaginary contributions to science, medicine, philosophy, technology, engineering, art, literature, or any of the other pursuits of modern civilized society. Now we have to pay Putin $80 Million per man just to get to the Space Station. 

Now Vlad Putin has announced that Russia will refund their moon missions and land a man there, presumably to set up a permanent colony, by 2030. 

I have my doubts about whether they'll do it, but that Putin is rubbing our noses in it is an embarrassment to the US. 

Here's a helpful artists rendition of Vlad himself planting the Soviet flag on the moon......and he doesn't even need a helmet. 

ISIS might really be the JV squad after all

Hahahaha, I can't stop watching and laughing at this recently released, very serious ISIS training video......

           

I can't decide if this is a serious video, a satirical spoof, or extras practicing for their roles in a D-list martial arts film from the 70's. Maybe Obama was right after all, this really is the JV squad. I'm not sure what it says about the Iraqi forces or the American training of them, that they ran away from these retards.

I love the one guy demonstrating ISIS's expert-level camouflage skills, adorned with shrubbery, creeping around what appears to be somebody's back yard.

And the guys somersaulting to pick up a rifle crack me up. That seems kind of disorienting for an active-fire battlefield. Why not just walk over and pick up the gun?

And then there's breaking terra-cotta tile with your head. How does that translate into fighting skill?

If you can get through more than 10 consecutive seconds of this without smiling, you're a better person than me.

Sally Kohn is proselytizing rather than parenting her daughter

Sally Kohn is a political analyst for CNN and Fox News. She and her partner Sarah have a six year old daughter Willa, who according to Sally herself, is being raised in a very "gay" environment where it's not unusual to see neighborhood boys whose parents have put them in dresses, all her picture books are the ones with two mommies or two daddies, and when she plays house with her koala-bear family and identifies with the mommy bear, Sally and Sarah gently remind her that the Koala parents might be two daddies or two mommies as well.

Sally wrote an essay in which she lamented the likelihood that Willa was probably straight. Sally seriously wants Willa to turn out to be gay and it is dismaying to her that Willa is already boy-crazy.

Sally Kohn is a moron. Ironically she is upset that the very thing that she fights for as a gay activist, is happening in her own home.......that is, you are born either gay or straight and no amount of aggressive, pro-gay brainwashing and parental nudging will change that, in the same way that you cannot reprogram a gay kid to be straight.

Be a parent first, not a militant activist with an agenda, and let Willa grow up to be whatever she is, without judgement or the expression of disappointment that she turned out how she is.

Am I wrong here?

In science, if it can be done, it should be done

Have you heard of "three-parent babies" that the flat-Earth fundamentalists think is heretical and may portend the irreversible demise of the species?

Some disease processes like some diabetes, heart, and liver problems are associated with bad mitochondrial DNA. During traditional IVF procedures, it's possible to introduce the healthy mitochondria of a third party into the fertilized egg, thereby preventing that disease or disorder.

While I think it's wrong to create designer babies, though I don't want laws preventing it, disease prevention at conception seems worthwhile.

On the other hand, I've always had the iconoclastic scientific belief that if it can be done, it should be done. Human cloning? Do it. Cross-species breeding? Who wouldn't want to see a half human half dolphin?

I am amused by the fact that the science is decades ahead of the law and my experimental curiosity outweighs my fear of the unknown.

I am 99% sure that all human/dolphin hybrids would look like this. 

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Obama fantasizes that Islam is more than a blood-thirsty cult of barbarism

This was Obama's claim to the Islamists that attended the farcical Summit on Violent Extremism this week.....

"Islam has been woven into the fabric of our country since its founding.”

Um, I don't think so Mr. President. The first time Islam reared it's ugly head that had anything to do with America was in 1801, and I'm no history buff but I believe the US was founded a little bit before that. At any rate, the Marines stamped Islam back in its dark hole, during the first Barbary War. Muslim pirates along the Barbary Coast, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisa, and Libya, were capturing American merchant ships and holding the men hostage for huge ransoms. 

Thomas Jefferson was having none of it and dispatched the Navy/Marines to handle the situation, and handle it they did. So you could argue that Islam played a key role in making permanent the Navy and Marines as part of the US military, but I don't think that's what he's talking about. 

I have no idea what Obama is talking about. To my knowledge Islam has played no role in anything productive or useful, anywhere, much less in the foundation of the US. Will his lapdog media friends ask him to mention a contribution of Islam to the fabric of America? Don't hold your breath. 

Jobs for Jihadis

The nerdy librarianesque Marie Harf, to whom I am tepidly yet inexplicably attracted, thinks that the only thing that vile, murderous jihadis need is a job to set them on the straight and narrow path to self-respect, personal growth, and achievement.

I hear Walmart is hiring.

Lurch doesn't have a clue

Embarrassing secretary of state "Gigolo" John Kerry, says that radical terrorists can get their crazy ideas for terror almost any where, including teachers, unfair parents, prison butt-buddies, pretty girls on websites, and even resentment over the lavish menu items at restaurants where elitists like him dine daily.

But not once did he allow for the possibility, no matter how remote, that maybe, just maybe these ideas for killing infidels might come from the Koran when it says, "kill them(infidels) where ever you find them."

What is this obsession with protecting Islam? I mean I get why Obama does it.......he has nothing but contempt for America and our colonial past and he clearly supports Islam like he does no other religion. And I get why Josh Earnest does it.....he's Obama's mouthpiece and too dumb to have a coherent, independent thought anyway. But what is John Kerry's excuse? Is he just following orders and reading from Obama's teleprompter? He cannot possibly believe the words that are coming out of his mouth.

Obama calls the worlds Muslims together to remind them that he's with them

You don't think president Obama identifies first as a Muslim and that's where his loyalties lie? At his transparently farcical Summit on Countering Violent Extremism, where he hosted Muslim groups with terrorist ties, he signaled the Muslim one-finger salute of solidarity....

Included are other examples of Muslims giving the salute which translates roughly as, "I am Muslim". Here's a close up of his gesture which judging from their expressions, apparently delighted the deranged terrorist sympathizers to whom Obama ingratiates himself at every opportunity. 

Obama promised that he would "stand with Islam should the political winds shift", rededicates himself to the worlds Muslims. 

College doesn't make you accomplished....exhibit A: Sheila Jackson

Howard Dean signaled the tack the left will take against Scott Walker when he questioned how "educated" Walker is because he didn't finish college. But college is vastly overrated these days, as exemplified by Sheila Jackson. She's an abject idiot. I wonder how proud UVa  and Yale are of her representing them?

I would put the successful management of an entire state up against a silly affirmative-action academic degree and token election any day.

The jig is up for global warmists

The bad news is that for most of the nation, it's colder than a grave-digger's ass. The good news is that man-made global warmists may have to admit once and for all that the jig is up. CO2 comprises like 0,032% of the atmosphere and has a greenhouse effect 1/30 that of water vapor. Moreover, the sun comprises 98.8% of all the mass(excluding dark matter if it exists) in our solar system. And the sun is going into an unprecedented in modern times, quiet solar cycle similar to what caused previously described "mini ice-ages". To discount the sun as the primary, if not sole, contributor to climate hear on Earth is increasingly idiotic and absurd.

We know that self-interested climate scientists are liars and fabricators of data. We know that no warming has taken place for at least 17 years. And we know that the temperature of Earth fluctuates dramatically all the time,

For Obama, Kerry, and Biden to lecture the world that climate change is the primary threat to man, at this point just makes them look either stupid, or like agenda-driven liars.

Brian Williams should go ahead and retire

When you're getting memed with an LOTR reference, you know you're done professionally.

Taxpayers on the hook for $2,520 for Bradley Manning to become Chelsea.....meh

Bradley Manning was the soldier who stole millions of embarrassing government documents and handed them over to Julian Assange at Wikileaks. He is currently serving a 35 year sentence at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas but is eligible for parole in like 7 years.

Apparently Bradley now self-identifies as a women named Chelsea and through the ACLU has sued the Army to provide him with hormones to begin his transformation into the unattractive woman he was meant to be.

If he wants to become a chick, that's fine with me, but obviously it is idiotic that taxpayers should fork over money for this when he can do it himself when he gets out. It's only about $30/month(I just Googled it) so even an ex-con should be able to handle that out of the income he makes washing dishes at the truck-stop diner down by the Interstate. Figuring $30/month for 7 years until parole, that comes to $2,520 for the hormones and as a percentage of his upkeep at Leavenworth, it's a drop in the bucket, but that's not the point. 

Based on this pic of him in drag I have a suggestion for Chelsea, have that facial feminization surgery and Adam's apple removed.....you'll be prettier. Just a helpful thought.

The stupid, it burns

Alright, for those of you in the crazy-camp who actually believe the Earth and Universe both are 6,000 years old, you need to keep rubes who ask these kinds of questions quiet and hidden from public view.

They aren't doing you any favors and they make you all look like Ruprecht the Monkey Boy from "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"

Hitler reacts to the Brian Williams news

These "Hitler Reacts" videos are satirical comedy gold. Here Hitler learns of idiot news-reader Brian Williams being exposed as an inveterate charlatan.

[Language Warning] and NSFW, but worth the risk of incurring the wrath of your resident HR goon.


            

Obama's intellectual dishonesty

I've posted on this before but in light of Obama's lecturing us about the Christian crusades being as barbaric as today's Muslims......I thought it was worth revisiting.

Our government and atrocious education system have bamboozled millions of Americans into believing that the crusades were acts of craven Christian aggression on quiescent and urbane Muslim lands. They weren't.

Pope Urban II initiated the first crusade to rid the Holy Land of barbaric Muslims who'd come up from north Africa and seized Jerusalem and that part of the world in bloody invasions. Were atrocities committed? Almost certainly by both sides, but who cares? War is hell and the Muslims should have stayed home in their dark primitive holes.

For Obama to compare the Christian crusades to repel Muslim invaders, to ISIS throwing gays off roof tops, murdering women and children by the thousands, burning alive and beheading captives, is the most intellectually dishonest thing I've ever heard him utter.

What we need is another round of crusades.

The shrinking president

This picture not only shows what an effete metrosexual we allowed the media to install into the white house, more telling is that it shows the relative seriousness with which these leaders take their jobs and threats to their respective countries.

What an embarrassment! These guys take care of business, whether you agree with their business or not, while Obama lectures his people about our moral high horses and how we shouldn't judge the Islamic barbarians.

Ferguson re-descends into anarchy in 3....2....1

In the wake of deranged, feral maniac Michael Brown getting himself shot by attacking a cop in the human zoo we call Ferguson, police are being issued non-lethal guns called "The Alternative" so that it doesn't happen again.......specifically to enraged homicidal psychopaths with politically favored skin color who our media and government have ordered us to regard as noble, virtuous, and sacred. 

As I understand it, when a menacing 250lb lunatic charges you and tries to grab your gun, presumably to shoot you with, you're supposed to ask the criminal to stop for a second while you jam a nerf-like ball into the barrel of your gun. When you pull the trigger, the bullet lodges in the ball and the ball containing the bullet hits the thug, not the bullet itself. 

I'm sure Ferguson's complement of thugs will gladly comply with the policeman's polite request to stop trying to kill him for a minute. 

I have uncovered a pre-release image of "The Alternative" gun with which Ferguson police will attempt to maintain law and order.

The US Navy has a new toy

This is the coolest thing ever. The US Navy EM Railgun. It can deliver a dense metal projectile, about 2 feet long and weighing about 28lbs, accurately to a target 100 miles away, at Mach 6. I'm not a math whiz but I know that as you double the velocity of an object, you increase the force it delivers by 4 times.

Rail guns are popular weapons in sci-fi literature because they operate equally well in space as in an atmosphere....if not better.

It's about time we deployed one for real. Hopefully ISIS will be the target we use it on first.

Brian Williams "misremembers" his time in Iraq

Heh heh, long time NBC anchor Brian Williams got busted lying about his time in Iraq 12 years ago. He's been repeatedly telling a harrowing story of being in a Chinook helicopter over the desert and taking enemy fire.....turns out it never happened. A Chinook took fire, but he was in a different chopper an hour behind that one.

Al Gore, Hillary and Bill Clinton each lied repeatedly about being in places where historical events occurred, but weren't. Liberals insert themselves into seminal historical events in order to give themselves gravity, relevance and imbue themselves with a sense of destiny in the minds of others.....and it's pathetic.

Brian also related his personal call to Seahawks coach Pete Carroll during the SuperBowl.... 

"I'm telling you Pete, you'll regret calling a pass play here. Just give the ball to Marshawn Lynch. Trust me Pete."

King Abdullah II of Jordan shows Obama how it's done

This, as succinctly as anything, sums up the difference between a rational attitude and Obama's attitude toward the horrifying rise of Islamic terrorism. I'm not advocating the mass slaughter of Club Gitmo vacationers, but as long as we're hanging out in the middle-east desert anyway, we should be slaughtering a lot more of them than we are now.  

To play devil's advocate here, and this is NOT the reason for Obama's inaction, the US cannot be the sole policeman against terrorist aggression in the middle east. These other nations like Jordan MUST take a hard-line, military leadership role in exterminating groups like ISIS and Al Qaeda. We're happy to help, but it can't be just us.

I hate the recent immolation of the Jordanian pilot, regular beheadings, and throwing suspected gay people off buildings, but maybe the barbarity will finally light a fire under the asses of these Arab states to take action toward self preservation.

Obama wants only fit and trim call-center operators

In India this weekend, a country where over 50% of the children are chronically malnourished, Obama gave a speech about combating obesity by touting how Michelle has imposed her food choices on America's children.

What he left out was that our school children are now self-starving rather than eat the bland, repellent gruel the lunch-room ladies are slopping onto their plates every day.

Is call-center obesity really such a problem that restricting calories for the already starving children sounds like a good idea? Could this guy be any more tone deaf?

Scott Walker might be a stealthy moderate just like Bush

So based on this article over at Hotair, you can probably add Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker to the disappointingly long list of GOP contenders who won't be getting my vote next year.

Among the ways he and I would likely part company is..... 

A: his thinking that re-invading Iraq and starting a new ground war in Syria against ISIS are acceptable middle east strategies, if not likely ones of a Walker presidency.

B: his primary front for "decreasing government" would be just reducing union influence in DC the way he did in his home state. He doesn't really talk about small, limited, less expensive government......and finally,

C: he's talking a lot about mandatory drug testing for welfare recipients, something I used to be in favor of until I read that it was immensely costly and found that only 2%-3% of welfare cases were getting high......so what? Don't most of us assume they're going to get high anyway? So what are you left with, dying, starving, Americans in the streets unable to get back on track? Who is OK with that? I might support a limited program of spot checking, but mandatory across the board testing for all illicit drugs? No way.

Walker's neo-con/moderate positions leave a lot of room to his right for a libertarian-leaning candidate to stake a claim for the younger, less socially conservative voters. I hope one emerges or I might be sitting this one out.

Gov. Walker reacts to the news that I won't be voting for him next November. 

Former UGA coordinator Mike Bobo rumored to have called last play for Seattle in Superbowl

Heh heh, Seattle fans are livid about Pete Carroll's last call in yesterday's Superbowl where he called a pass play from the 2 into a very crowded goal line, while possibly the best back in the NFL stood idle.

Hey Seattle, welcome to Georgia football. For a minute I thought Mike Bobo was taking a break from Col. State to call plays for the Seahawks last night. That's the same play we lost to South Carolina on.

End of the game, ball on the 2 yd line, the game-winning TD right there for the taking and college football's best running back at the time, Todd Gurley, waiting to get the ball, and what does Bobo call? A pass to the 1 yard line in very heavy traffic, which of course failed, ending in a loss to the most hated man in Georgia football history, Steve Spurrier.

We feel your pain and frustration Seattle fans. We've been living it for years.

Seahawks fans react to the news that Mike Bobo will be calling the goal-line play to win the game.