“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

National emergency......gorgeous, naked, white chick lost in the woods.

This is 19 year old Maureen Kelly. Apparently she disappeared from her Oregon campsite, setting out on a spiritual quest....completely naked except for a fanny pack. 

Since she's 19, beautiful, white, and naked (or as I like to call that particular collection of characteristics, "all the hallmarks for a riveting media drama"), I imagine the Oregon woods are crawling by now with every available man trying to be the one to find her. 

I hope they find her 'cause I dig those nutty broads.


Isaac A. Nussbaum said...

Gorgeous? Really?

Ed said...

Yeah, I should probably reconsider "gorgeous", but the fact that she's naked and kooky, does makes her hotter.