“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Muslims finally invent something useful

Never again let it be said that the backward world of Islam has contributed nothing of note to the advancement of the human species. Before today, very little progress in the way of architecture, literature, the arts, mathematics, education, philosophy, engineering, or medicine has been achieved by Islamic cultures.  

But Iran has proudly announced the introduction of the Ampu-matic finger amputation machine. It's portability alone makes public amputations of fingers a marvel of engineering efficiency.

For your insolent Muslim wife who didn't appreciate her brothers beating and raping her, for your neighbor who insulted Islam by not making a public show of praying 5 times a day, or for your westernized daughter who got caught reading a book, now your humiliation from their misbehavior can be turned into their lost fingers in the public square for all to see.

Who says Muslims can't invent useful technology?

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