“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”
Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas
Monday, November 02, 2015
Never drink and then pet a tiger
Regular reader Dave sent this entertaining (for me) story in. So this drunk chick decided to sneak into the Omaha zoo on Halloween night so she could pet Mai, the Malayan tiger, and since I'm writing about it, you can guess how that turned out.
Not so good for her hand and arm, but hilarious for me.
The tiger mauled her to the point that she might lose a couple of fingers. Heh heh, the moral of the story: drinking and wild carnivores don't go together. Would you want to pet Mai, the Malayan tiger, drunk or sober? Me neither.