Another hate hoax, this time at Vandy

Apparently inspired by the dopey miscreants at the U of Missouri, black Vanderbilt students decided to get in on the grievance game by holding a demonstration on campus bemoaning the white patriarchy, blah blah, disenfranchizement, blah blah, white privilege, blah blah, safe space, blah blah blah. 

Nobody was paying them any attention until the next morning when like out of the heavens a bag of poop showed up on the door step of the Black Student Union building. Of course that eventuality was exactly what they needed to get the attention they deserve........."Racist hate crime, racist hate crime!"

Of course the horrified Vandy administration took this very seriously, and upon a brief but thorough investigation, it was discovered that a blind student's guide dog had pooped, and unable to locate a trash can, the student left the closed bag of dog poop where somebody could throw it away for her. 

Heh heh, the only minority group that trumps aggrieved students with politically preferred skin pigmentation is handicapped students. 

Oh well, back to the drawing board.

I think I'm witnessing a hate crime.......