“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Kim Jong-Un personally trains the troops for war, and based on their uni's, jobs as maitre d's.

Fierce Nork leader Kim Jong-Un searches the horizon determinedly for aggressors while the captain searches for land. 

As regular reader Bill observed, "Is there anything Kim Jong-Un cannot do"? 

Nork propaganda claimed that the pudgy dictator of the most reverted nation on Earth provided training and instructions on navigation and dive technique to the captain of this 1950's era diesel submarine that the Norks cobbled together using Russian plans with surplus Chinese parts. The same "news" agency reported that he shot an 18 in golf once and was the first man to walk on the moon. 

Any modern sub built in the last 20 years could sink his entire fleet of 20 subs from 100 miles away.....and they'd never see it coming. I'd pay cash money to watch that.

What a character! If his people weren't starving, that is when he's not murdering them, his cartoonish buffoonery would be funnier.


Isaac A. Nussbaum said...

Haven't those seamen thrown the Pillsbury Dough Boy overboard yet? What are they waiting for?

Ed said...

There must be like 50 heavily armed guards with guns trained on them, or surely they would. How could you not toss him overboard. You know he can't swim.