Read this sentence from a crime report I found in the Newport, RI fish-wrapper.......
April Dawn Peters, 31, of 2194 Grandview Way, in Cosby, as arrested Sept. 19, at 10:30 p.m.,
and charged with aggravated assault after she allegedly hit a man on his head at least five
times with a hammer that she was having sex with.
Her misplaced dependent clause does suggest a funny visual in my head, but I have to wonder,
how does somebody whose writing skills are that atrocious ever graduate from journalism school? And how is this person still employed?