“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Muslim joke of the day

I try mightily to leave out no group as I toss around insults. This includes specifically Muslims since they threaten with beheading anybody who pokes even a little fun of their religion. Any group who takes themselves that seriously deserves to be ridiculed and mocked at every opportunity. To that end, here is my favorite Muslim joke......

A Muslim arrives at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. St. Peter looks him up and down and says "What do YOU want?"
With a glowing smile the man says, "I'm here for Jesus..."
St. Peter pokes his head around the gates and shouts "JESUS, YOUR CAB'S HERE!"

If you are offended by that, go dunk your head. 

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