Heh heh....the Secret Service gets chaperoned

This is both ridiculous and embarrassing....

 From FoxNews -- Embarrassed by a prostitution scandal, the Secret Service will assign chaperones on some trips to enforce new rules of conduct that make clear that excessive drinking, entertaining foreigners in their hotel rooms and cavorting in disreputable establishments are no longer tolerated.

Seriously? We're going to chaperon some of the most dangerous and highly trained men in the world because they like hookers? Who cares? I'm quite sure they've learned their lesson and will be far more discreet from now on.

This stupid chaperon idea is for media consumption and to keep uptight, self-righteous voters from getting the vapors and so they can feel like the President is "doing something" about the abominable behavior of the SS. 

These guys don't need a chaperon. They need to be punished or fired if it's warranted, but not a chaperoned?

New York women pretend to hate catcalling, but only if the guy isn't cute

This is about the dumbest waste of a politician's time I've ever heard....

From (CBSNewYork) – The city is apparently working on a “catch a creep” app to help women combat forceful flirtation and other forms of street harassment.

Council Speaker Christine Quinn and Council Member Julissa Ferreras have reportedly set aside $20,000 to develop technology which would allow women to report catcalling cases and upload pictures from their smartphones of men engaged in the act.

Short of approaching you, following you, or doing anything else that can be interpreted as threatening, are you women so delicate that you can't take a construction worker giving you a compliment, albeit a crude compliment, but a compliment nonetheless without getting your panties in a bunch over it?

Grow up already! Though you'll never admit it, even to yourself, you enjoy the attention. The number one reply of women who were asked how they respond to catcalling was, "I ignore it unless he's really cute, then I smile or wave".

So it's not the catcalling that disgusts you, it's the appearance of the guy doing it. You women are so shallow....and transparent by the way.

For those of you who naively think Obama has the best interests of America at heart and his ideas, while misguided, are based on a genuine desire to improve the lives of Americans, watch this.....



Virtually all of Obama's policies can be explained by his upbringing which was a resentment of America and her perceived colonialism and profiteering off the backs of the poor countries of the world which when taken in the context of Black Liberation Theology translates into the countries where black people live.

Obama wants to take America down a few notches. He doesn't believe in American exceptionalism nor does he believe that capitalism is the only, ONLY economic model that increases prosperity across all socio-economic strata and generally improves the lives of all who participate in it. He believes in central planning of all aspects of life by unaccountable, bureaucrat elitists which is how he views himself.

Yes, Obama wants America to fail because he believes it deserves to fail for its past sins.

Kids will always find another way to get high

As you know, stupid teenagers will do almost anything to get even slightly high for a few seconds. The idiotic things they'll do include huffing paint, sniffing glue, smoking salvia, inhaling nitrous oxide if they can get it, breathing Dust-OFF, playing the choking game....and that's in addition to the really, really stupid things like smoking crack, ecstasy, pain-killers, crystal meth, and all the rest.

Now they have discovered that the active ingredient in most hand sanitizers is 65% alcohol and they've figured out how separate out the soap from the booze with salt.

They're drinking it and dying of acute alcohol poisoning. The ones who've killed so many brain cells from previous drug use, and therefor aren't bright enough to get the alcohol out of the soap, are mixing it with alcoholic mouthwash to make it palatable.

I'm sorry, but if you are so desperate to get high, even for a few seconds or minutes, that you'll drink hand sanitizer, I find it difficult to dredge up much sympathy for your dumb ass when you end up in the ER. Perhaps it's better for society as a whole if you don't reproduce anyway. We have enough stupid genes in the pool as it is.

African elephant finally had enough

An African elephant has killed its keeper in New Zealand. The elephant was retired after 30 years of circus life and living in a zoo in a small town south of Auckland.

Look, I hate this for the woman who died, but what do you expect from an intelligent animal who'd been tortured for most of its life and forced to perform stupid tricks for the amusement of thoughtless, snot-nosed brats and their parents? I would rather the elephant had trampled a circus crowd and killed its trainer along with a few assorted clowns.

The guilty, white media love themselves a race war

This is Matthew Owens of Mobile, Al. He's in critical condition after getting the snot kicked out of him on his front porch in front of his sister by around 20 black men who as they walked away said, "Now that was justice for Trayvon".

By hyping the "Passion of Saint Skittles" story, the national media has the race war it wanted, just in time to help get Obama re-elected. With black interest in Obama waning, the media needed something to get them stirred up again. What better than a sensational hate-crime? Never mind that it wasn't.

Where's the breathless media to report on this the way they continue to report on the tragic, racial killing of 17 year-old Saint Skittles? The guilty, white media let minorities get away with pretty much anything because as minorities, they've certainly been put upon by white society and deserve to harbor resentment and hostility toward whites. And when whites fall victim to minority crime well, that's just the price for being in the oppressive majority.

H/T to Moonbattery for the clever and hilarious name "Passion of Saint Skittles".

President Obama commits a generation to Afghanistan....why?

President Obama is on the verge of committing the US through at least 2024 to military and financial "involvement" in Afghanistan. During the 2008 campaign, he attacked George Bush for waging a "100 years war" there and now he's doing the same thing. By a show of hands, how many think the media will point out the hypocrisy? Zero, that's what I thought.

When we have every reason to get out of this God-forsaken, litter box of a country(the sheer cost in blood and treasure, no functioning, reliable, or trustworthy government there with whom to negotiate, the departure of all allies in 2014, and the impossibility(and undefinability) of winning what we call a war, but what is in reality endless skirmishes with guerrilla fighters, we commit ourselves to remain for the foreseeable future. I'm sorry, but the only real effect I see of being there is so that politically-favored defense contractors can further bleed the taxpayers on weapons purchases. If there's no war to fight, what are military-weapon manufacturers going to do?

I'd like to know where all the code-pink harpies are? Where are all the anti-war demonstrations staged by smelly hippies? Where are the democrats to criticize Obama for Afghanistan the way they did Bush for Iraq? You won't see them because it's more important to keep a black man in the oval office than it is to save countless American lives and untold trillions in taxpayer money running around trying to build a nation where one cannot be built.

This is the new LEGO-Friends toy set, designed specifically for girls. I'm delighted by it, not because it's LEGO's for girls, but because it suggests gender stereotypes and that enrages harping feminists.

Among settings like a salon, hot tub, and shopping, of course there's the kitchen like this one. There are even LEGO sandwiches for them to make for their boyfriends who're probably watching TV in the den....heh heh.

The mockery of Obama continues, much to my delight

This might be the funniest mockery of Obama I've seen in a while. By combining Obama's Trayvon Martin statement with his penchant for "exotic" dining experiences, whoever thought of this just won the Internet. The Trayvon hoodie was a brilliant touch.

Only in Australia, a snake-eating spider

This must be animal day on TRR or something. This is a Giant Golden Orb spider eating a freaking brown garden snake! Holy crap!

What is it with animals in Australia? They're either the most poisonous, the biggest, or the weirdest on Earth. I'd like to visit one day, but with all the perils that await in the wild, maybe I'll just go to Ruby Falls in Chattanooga where it's relatively safe and the worst that can happen is I slip on a wet rock and plunge 300 feet to my death on the jagged rocks below....at least it's better than being eaten slowly by a spider.

Giant bobcats in Georgia

This picture was taken in my hometown of Carrollton, Georgia. It's a giant bobcat and apparently spottings in that part of the state are on the rise. I thought bobcats were more or less nocturnal hunters which is why you never see them. Look at the size of this animal. There aren't many dogs he couldn't kill. I'd hate to run across him while taking the trash can down to the street after dark.

A few years ago my school, State University of West Georgia, changed it's name from the politically incorrect "Braves" to the boring West Georgia Wolves, but maybe we should actually be the West Georgia Bobcats, I mean since there are no wolves in Georgia.

We Are The World, a charity song written as a benefit for Africa, might have been the absolute worst song ever composed. It is nothing less than utterly unlistenable. So when a Virginia music teacher decided to remove the reference to God in that song, I found it difficult to manufacture much outrage over it. Why are children singing such an awful song anyway? And the video is worse because you have to see all these preening, rich musicians pretending to be emotional about the plight of starving Africans, as if very much of the proceeds of that song actually made it to the stomachs of starving children....which I doubt.

But it did let them go about their lives of idle luxury and conspicuous consumption, guilt-free while continuing to entertain the rest of us like the overpaid jesters they are.

How much for that doggie in the window?

The idiot democrats and their complicit lapdogs in the media just couldn't give up on the Romney's-were-mean-to-their-pet-dog theme and kept at it day after day, trying to get the elusive PETA vote for Obama I guess. Well, there must be at least one conservative who actually read Dreams From My Father, the book Obama had ghost-written, in which he says that as a child in Indonesia, he learned to eat dog meat.

Heh heh....then conservatives lit up the blogs, Twitter, Facebook, and talk shows with jokes galore about Obama eating dogs. The constant attacks on the Romney's for letting their dog ride in a pet carrier on top of their station wagon, backfired and turned into an Internet meme making fun of Obama.

I realize this stuff is immaterial to the presidency and to be talking about it in such an important election year keeps the attention off the serious issues, but taking a break from the serious stuff for a little while to ridicule Obama for eating what we think of as pets is too irresistible.

Obama mouthpiece embarrasses herself

Obama's deputy campaign manager, Stephanie Cutter appeared on Wold Blitzer's show to argue that the Obama campaign specifically and democrats in general are more in touch with the working moms of America than Ann Romney or other "rich" stay-at-home moms. She made these proclamations while wearing a Vince brand leather jacket that retails at Neiman-Marcus for $1,050.

What in heaven's name does a women who can afford a thousand-dollar jacket have in common with the average mother in America struggling to make ends meet? The short answer is she doesn't have anything in common with her. It's all political posturing and election-year class warfare typical of limousine liberals.

They criticize others for being successful while wallowing in vats of money and conspicuous consumption themselves....and all without a hint of shame.

Pippa Middleton, in the news for something other than her ass

This was the headline on FoxNews this morning...."Pippa Middleton partied with strippers, dwarfs before Paris pistol prank"

Pippa and her driver were being chased by paparazzi and the driver pointed a plastic gun at them for fun. Now Pippa is facing possibly 2 years in jail because of France's idiotic gun laws which place guilt on everybody in the car if one person brandishes a gun, even if it's a toy.

But that's neither here nor there. The overlooked part of this story is that there was a party with strippers and dwarfs. That's got to be a party worth going to, even if you end up in jail.

Antonio Cromartie likes the ladies

NY Jets star Antonio Cromartie has fathered 10 children with 8 different women around the country. Is this the cultural example black men and women should be setting? I hate to be the one to point out the obvious, but in the wild, with only a few exceptions such as black vultures, gibbons, termites, and wolves, male animals fight for the right to breed with as many females as possible in order to get their own, presumably superior, DNA into the species. When you're a wild animal on the Serengeti, that's good for the survival of the species as a whole. But what is Cromartie's reason for breeding with this many females of his species?

Here he is trying to name them all back when there were only 9....



I'll be he can't remember the names of their moms either.

We demand a shrubbery!

Stupid San Franciscans used over $200,000 in stimulus money to translocate a single shrub because it was in the path of a stimulus road under construction. The stupid plant was thought to have been extinct for 60+ years....that is in the wild. But the plant is cheaply available at nurseries everywhere, in peoples' yards, parks, etc. Hardly extinct.

There is no limit to the stupidity when it comes to liberals spending other peoples' money.

BONUS QUESTION: without cheating, name the source referenced in the title of this post.

The novel that wasn't

Cool: a blind novelist writes a book.

Very cool: she does it the old fashioned way, handwritten with pen and paper.

Hilarious: her son can't read it back to her because her pen ran out of ink at some point.

I realize we shouldn't mock the handicapped, but this is like the deaf girl walking on the train tracks who got killed when a train struck her from behind.

Heh heh....a blind writer's pen running out of ink is comedy you just can't make up.

Democrats insult women, but will women care? Probably not

Hypocritical, democrat advisor Hilary Rosen, who left her job in 2003 to stay home and care for her adopted twin children, criticized Ann Romney for staying home to care for her children, derisively pointing out that as a stay-at-home mom, Ann Romney "has never worked a day in her life".

If you female voters don't see right through the veil of misogyny that comes from the democrats, then you are stupider than we thought when you voted for Obama the first time and you should stay at home in November and let thinking adults do the voting.

Unless you thought Mike Tyson had any redeeming, human traits

With the indictment and eventual prosecution of George Zimmerman on charges of 2nd-degree murder, noted social commentarian, convicted rapist, and likely retard, Mike Tyson weighed in on Zimmerman....

From yahoo.news -- It's a disgrace that man hasn't been shot yet. Forget about him being arrested--the fact that he hasn't been shot yet is a disgrace. That's how I feel personally about it."

Mike Tyson also felt personally that Desiree' Washington needed to be raped by him. What few functioning neurons this guy ever had got irreparably damaged in the boxing ring and now he's just functioning on rudimentary ganglion in his brain stem.

Arab women eating spaghetti....hilarious

The list of reasons I think Islam is an absurd religion is long and distinguished. One of the most bizarre commands of the male-centered cult is that women should always be covered in a hijab in order to preserve their dignity, and not coincidentally, to lessen the likelihood that crazed, Muslim men might feel compelled to rape them, the worst indignity of all.

The hijab, while contributing to certain vitamin-D deficiency from lack of sun light, subjecting the wearer to unbearable heat, and generally being a safety hazard from getting stepped on or caught in something, it does serve one useful purpose.....providing the rest of the world with hilarious video of women trying to eat spaghetti while wearing the infernal garb.....hahahahahaha!



Have you ever seen anything so stupid in your whole life?

CNN airs both "F" and "N" words on live TV, and the world shrugs

A CNN reporter read the facebook posting of a man accused of shooting some black guys in Tulsa over the weekend. In that post, he uses the term "f****** n*****", and the reporter read it out loud on live air, and the censor didn't bleep it.....



Now you can say the "F" word as part of the news? What do you think would have happened if Fox had allowed this? The sky would have fallen, but CNN gets away with it.

What the moon has to do with Easter observances

One might think that like other religious observances such as Christmas, Easter should have a specific date, but it's different every year. As you may have guessed already, Easter is observed because of the Catholic Pope's whim back in 1582 and not because of anything historical.

Pope Gregory XIII decreed in 1582 as part of the Gregorian calendar, that Easter would be observed on the first Sunday after the first full moon that came after the vernal equinox(March 21). If the first Paschal moon fell on Sunday, Easter would be observed the following Sunday. And here's the funny thing: the full moon isn't even based on the actual moon's appearance since it can appear to be full on one part of Earth and crescent on another. For Easter purposes, the Paschal moon is defined to be the 14th day of the lunar cycle on some table.

Isn't it weird that the observance of something so universally reverential as Christ rising after three days in the tomb is determined by an arbitrary, astrological phenomenon?

Picture exposes girls as thoughtless and inept

This was posted over at Guyism as possibly the "most emasculating picture ever", but is it?

I think it shows the guy to be thoughtful and selfless, but it shows the girls to be helpless, dependent, inept, and thoughtless, and wholly without regard to the dignity of others.

The span goes from the guy's knees to his chest, or roughly two feet. Any kindergartner can easily step across that gap...why can't those dumb girls? They don't deserve to be with this guy. He should shove all three off the nearest cliff and find a nice girl who's worthy of him.

We think we have a choice, but do we really?

This cartoon sums up nicely the false differences presented to voters regarding the political parties and the ultimate direction of the country.

-There may be differences in approaches to issues, but in the end doesn't government always get bigger and more intrusive?

-Don't politicians always lie to us about what they're doing?

-Don't political friends get benefits that are paid for by regular taxpayers, regardless of party?

-Are there really substantive differences from one administration to the next in our foreign policy, energy policy, spending, taxation, regulatory tyranny, etc.?

Americans, along with our liberties and freedom, are being led to the slaughter house of dependence regardless of which party is in power. Entrenched, political insiders call the shots behind the scenes and there's nothing we can do about it. The outcome of elections matters very little in terms of how we live our lives from day to day. Voting merely changes the window dressing on the prison.

Divorce yourselves as much as possible from the influence of the corrupt government in your lives.

British girl thinks an awful lot of herself

This British chick wrote an article in the DailyMail yesterday entitled, "There are downsides to looking this pretty. Why women hate me for being beautiful."

Predictably, she's getting slammed by readers, not because we hate beautiful women, but because we hate arrogant, average women who think they're beautiful and rub our noses in it. I mean she's not that hot. She brags about how strangers are always going out of their way to do nice things for her because her beauty inspires them......yeah, I can see how it would really suck to be her.

She also whines in the article about not having any female friends. She thinks it's because they're intimidated by her beauty. Maybe she should consider that it's because she's an average girl who fancies herself to be a supermodel, then pretends that it's bad to be beautiful....and that turns people off.

Easter trivia

Just in case your children ask what rabbits and chickens have to do with Easter.....

NBC lied to make George Zimmerman look like a racist

Over on Belchspeak, Pat has a link to HollywoodReporter that shows how NBC doctored the 911 tapes on the Trayvon Martin case to make George Zimmerman appear to be a myopic racist out to kill a black kid.....

In the NBC segment, Zimmerman says: “This guy looks like he’s up to no good. He looks black.”

The full version, though, unfolds like this:
Zimmerman: “This guy looks like he’s up to no good, or he’s on drugs or something. It’s raining and he’s just walking around, looking about.”
911 operator: “Okay. And this guy, is he white black or Hispanic?”
Zimmerman: “He looks black.”

All I can say is, wow! I doubt the rest of the media, except for FoxNews, will give this any coverage. The media narrative is that all white people have the potential to be racists and given the right circumstances, that bred racism will come out as it must have the night Trayvon Martin got shot. NBC "knew" that Zimmerman must have been a racist so they'll say that their reporting was "fake, but accurate", the same outrageous rationalization CBS used to defend Dan Rather's career ending story about Bush's national guard service.