Pippa Middleton, in the news for something other than her ass

This was the headline on FoxNews this morning...."Pippa Middleton partied with strippers, dwarfs before Paris pistol prank"

Pippa and her driver were being chased by paparazzi and the driver pointed a plastic gun at them for fun. Now Pippa is facing possibly 2 years in jail because of France's idiotic gun laws which place guilt on everybody in the car if one person brandishes a gun, even if it's a toy.

But that's neither here nor there. The overlooked part of this story is that there was a party with strippers and dwarfs. That's got to be a party worth going to, even if you end up in jail.