“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Lindsay Lohan unwittingly outs herself


Let me tell you, they don't come any stupider than Lindsay Lohan....

Alcoholic, boy-friend-stealing slut Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for portraying her as an alcoholic, boy-friend-stealing slut. You know, in the Superbowl commercial where the babies are talking? The only problem is, all they did was use the first name Lindsay. It didn't refer to anybody specific. It's just a name and a coincidence.

By feigning outrage, Lohan is stupidly admitting that she's an untrustworthy, alcoholic slut...heh, heh.

1 comment:

Reid said...

My caption for this photo is......
"Whats Up Doc?". Whats yours?