It is said that God helps those who help themselves....as it turns out, not so much when you're helping yourself to other peoples' stuff....STUART - A defiant Rodney McGill prayed for affliction upon his adversaries prior to his sentencing in Martin County Circuit Court, and turned his back on Judge Sherwood Bauer Jr. as he was handed a 20-year prison term for his part in fraudulently obtaining some $1 million in real estate loans.
"Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, for every witness called against me, I pray cancer in their lives, lupus, brain tumor, pancreatic cancer," McGill intoned at his counsel table prior to the start of the hearing Tuesday.
Wait, he mentioned cancer twice. And who jinxes his antagonists with Lupus? That's pretty specific. And no mention of pestilence, famine, drought, or plagues. What self-respecting, hellfire and brimstone preacher doesn't curse his enemies with those old-school torments and tribulations? Cancer....please! They can treat that but, what're they going to do about a plague of locusts and frogs? Now that's a curse!
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