“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Monday, May 11, 2009

Man settles long-standing argument with wife

I have this macabre discussion with my wife everytime the life-insurance topic comes up. The question is, which one of us is worth more dead than alive, to the other one. Well, this dude evidently decided to finally answer that question once and for all....

OTSEGO, Mich. — Michigan authorities say a man working in his yard accidentally killed his wife with a chain saw.

The Otsego couple were trying to cut a tree Sunday when the man hit his wife in the neck with the chain saw.


I have cut trees with a chainsaw numerous times, in the immediate presence of my wife, and I have to say that I have never mistaken her neck for a branch. The authorities should probably check on the life-insurance payout.

1 comment:

Angie Lee said...

There's some weird stuff that goes on up there, let me tell ya.