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Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Friday, June 03, 2016

Islamic smart phone

Heh heh, some dopey Imam in England has introduced a smart phone specifically for Muslims. It has a bunch of Islamic-oriented applications and like 80 hours of mind-numbingly boring speeches by him. 

Among the Islamic apps are.....

-building an IED for dummies
-finding the welfare office nearest you
-democrat voting registration made easy (citizenship not required)
-flight simulator 
-You too can be a reader
-soap, it's not just for infidels
-washing dirty night shirts--laundry made easy
-using this phone as a detonator

The funny part though is the curious symbol it uses for wall paper. It is weirdly phallic....which is a huge violation of Islamic law.

Heh heh, how do you parody Muslims when their self-parody is so hilarious?


Isaac A. Nussbaum said...

re: smart phone for Southerners

Among the southern apps are....

-making moonshine for dummies
-finding the welfare office nearest you
-democrat voting made easy (identification not required)
-how to drink and drive at the same time
-You too can be a reader
-soap, it's not just for northerners
-getting your cousin to put out -- incest made easy
-how to safely balance an old car on cinder blocks
-Confederate battle flag etiquette made easy

(These generalizations are every bit as valid as your puerile generalizations about Muslims, Ed. Which is to say, not at all.)

Ed said...

Hahahahaha.....those are hilarious, Isaac. That you couldn't tell I was joking is even more hilarious, however.

Isaac A. Nussbaum said...

Duh! Had you been telling the truth I would not have objected. It is precisely BECAUSE you were joking that I parodied your post.