Heh heh, some dopey Imam in England has introduced a smart phone specifically for Muslims. It has a bunch of Islamic-oriented applications and like 80 hours of mind-numbingly boring speeches by him.
Among the Islamic apps are.....
-building an IED for dummies
-finding the welfare office nearest you
-democrat voting registration made easy (citizenship not required)
-You too can be a reader
-soap, it's not just for infidels
-washing dirty night shirts--laundry made easy
-using this phone as a detonator
The funny part though is the curious symbol it uses for wall paper. It is weirdly phallic....which is a huge violation of Islamic law.
Heh heh, how do you parody Muslims when their self-parody is so hilarious?